A new teacher was trying to make use of her psych courses, started by saying "Everyone who thinks they're stupid, stand up!"
After a few seconds Johnny stood up.
The teacher said "Do you think you're stupid Johnny?"
"No ma'am, I hate to see you standing there by yourself!"
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Johnny went to a horse auction with his dad & watched as he went from horse to horse running his hands up & down legs, rumps & chests.
After a few minutes Johnny asked "Dad, why're you doin' that?"
Dad said "Because when I buy horses, I have to make sure they're healthy & in good shape first.
Looking worried, Johnny said "Dad I think the UPS guy wants to buy Mom."
2006-07-22
15:47:06
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