how many cafeteria staff does it take to change a light bulb?
sorry we closed 12 seconds ago and ive already counted the till
how many politicians does it take to change a light bulb?
two. one to screw it and one to screw it up
how many fishermen does it take to change a light bulb?
one. and you should have seen it. it was this big!
how many pro lifers does it take to change a light bulb?
five. two to screw in the bulb, two to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing, and one to shoot them all, just in case they are pro choice
how many psychotherapists does it take to change a light bulb?
just one, but it takes 30 visits at 90$ a session
how many motor mechanics does it take to change a light bulb?
five. one to force it with a hammer, one to tell you its no longer in warrenty, and three to go out for more bulbs
how many PhD students does it take to change a light bulb?
"you'll find out when i present my thesis on it in five years
2006-07-20
08:02:02
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