Entertainment & Music - 19 July 2006

Two old ladies are standing at a bus station and one of them is smoking. Suddenly it starts raining so the smoking one takes out a condom from her purse, cuts the edge off and puts it over the cigarette. Her friend asks her: "What are you doing?!?" So she replies: "I don't want my cigarette to get wet so I covered it with a condom"
So her friend asks: "What’s a condom? Where did you get it?" So she says: "At the pharmacy" So the next day her friend goes to the pharmacy and asks the clerk if she can get a condom. The clerk asks: "What size?"
So she replies: "I dunno, one that will fit a camel"

2006-07-19 08:02:06 · 16 answers · asked by colorist 6 in Jokes & Riddles

People seem to like Dilana and Lucas because they have great stage presence, but their voices are not great. Storm Large has a great voice and great stage presence. Watch with your ears and tell me what you think about the 3. http://rockstar.msn.com/

2006-07-19 08:02:05 · 7 answers · asked by marnonyahoo 6 in Television

I am a twelve year old girl. I've played the violin for 4 years, and the viola for about 2 and a half. I really enjoy playing them for fun, but I dread practicing. I hate it. I usually do about 20 minutes on each maybe 4 days a week. Sounds 'hard', huh? Yeah, right. I am frustrated with myself that I don't like to practice. I know not many people like to, but still! If someone could give me some suggestions, I would really appreciate it.

Also, is there anyone on Yahoo Answers that is my age (12, or so) that plays either or both of those instruments? Will you contact me if you feel like it? I really enjoy meeting people my age with some of the same interests. (-:

Thanks for your help, everybody! Don't forget, 10 points goes to the person with the best answer, so make it good! Thank you again.

2006-07-19 08:01:55 · 5 answers · asked by Leni 3 in Music

...re shoot her music video so it shows her in sexually explicit costumes and poses while a man takes a picture of her??

Hello!? Didn't she claim she wasn't capitalizing on the "fame" she gained for her sex tape and now she is just reminding us all of it again?!

2006-07-19 08:01:43 · 17 answers · asked by Nonna 3 in Polls & Surveys

"And then there was this dyslexic insomniac agnostic who stayed up all night wondering if there was a dog."

2006-07-19 08:01:19 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-07-19 08:01:12 · 27 answers · asked by Judith 4 in Celebrities

2006-07-19 08:00:53 · 11 answers · asked by so_sexych2 2 in Music

im going to her woodlands concert and i would like to know if she has any cover bands or anything like that

2006-07-19 08:00:43 · 2 answers · asked by rachael h 1 in Music

when I was little my best friend was from Korea and she used to watch this movie about blue vampire that hopped with their arms straight out and to stop them you had to put a piece of paper on its forehead. I know this sounds weird but I cant remember the name of it. Gonshies maybe? or something. anyone know?

2006-07-19 08:00:28 · 4 answers · asked by tia 1 in Movies

You know in Shrek 2, theres a song...i can barely remember any lyrics but its right at the start when shrek and fiona are enjoyong their married life - i want to know who sang that and what is the song called, can anyone help me out?

2006-07-19 08:00:15 · 5 answers · asked by Miss Terious 3 in Music

i think i am reading guitar tabs wrong..can someone help? i got the music to one of my favorite songs and it doesn't sound right at all..is there any technique i can use?? please help. it is an acoustic song

2006-07-19 08:00:02 · 4 answers · asked by KiKi E 2 in Music

what good movies r out on dvd?

2006-07-19 07:59:41 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

I'm not talking about the free samples where you have to enter your email address, fill out a survey, then complete a sponsor offer. I hate those ones. I also don't want ones where you have to pay for shipping and handling. Thanks!

2006-07-19 07:59:24 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-07-19 07:59:19 · 8 answers · asked by nadia 3 in Music

of pam n kid rock gettin married the 29th of this month ? oh god i dont want it 2 happen not at all i hope they have a very bad marrage

2006-07-19 07:58:30 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

Ryan Phillipee - Cruel Intentions (from New castle, DE. where i live)

Johnny Depp - Pirates of the C.

Brad Pitt - Troy

Paul Walker - Fast and Furious

Or choose your own

2006-07-19 07:58:26 · 27 answers · asked by Baby Jack born 4/5/09 4 in Celebrities

i think it has potential to be the next big cartoon character.. what dya think..

2006-07-19 07:58:16 · 6 answers · asked by cinderella 3 in Celebrities

2006-07-19 07:57:58 · 20 answers · asked by frank c 3 in Music

2006-07-19 07:57:09 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2006-07-19 07:56:56 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

this is from superman television series

2006-07-19 07:56:47 · 18 answers · asked by Jimbo 1 in Television

2006-07-19 07:56:42 · 22 answers · asked by alisha 1 in Music

2006-07-19 07:56:33 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2006-07-19 07:56:16 · 17 answers · asked by john_b 1 in Polls & Surveys

2006-07-19 07:56:13 · 10 answers · asked by why 3 in Other - Entertainment

I'm at work and the only one in the office, tell me a joke or something I'm so bored I'm going crazy. Help! Funniest joke or whatever gets 10 useless points♥

2006-07-19 07:55:39 · 7 answers · asked by ♥USMCwife♥ 5 in Other - Entertainment

So go ahead Clarissa, explain it all then!

2006-07-19 07:55:29 · 4 answers · asked by AnswerBot 4 in Television

I think she is one of the most beautiful actresses of her generation but she seldom gets any leading roles and always works in a supporting capacity, she is very talented and far more beuatiful than many other leading actresses, why isn't she more succesful?

2006-07-19 07:55:09 · 2 answers · asked by Gabe 2 in Movies

have been on Jerry Springer???????

2006-07-19 07:54:26 · 8 answers · asked by marie1257 4 in Television

just a silly question, adult answers please and keep it silly. kids go play a video game.

2006-07-19 07:53:57 · 76 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys