Before the inauguration, George W. was invited to a 'get acquainted'
tour of
the White House.
After drinking several glasses of iced tea, he asked President
Clinton if he
could use his personal bathroom. He was astonished to see that the
President had
a solid gold urinal!
That afternoon, George W. told his wife, Laura, about the
urinal: "Just
think," he said, "When I am President, I'll have my own personal gold
urinal!"
Later, when Laura had lunch with Hillary at her tour of the White
House, she
told Hillary how impressed George had been with his discovery of the
fact that,
in the President's private bathroom, the President had a gold urinal.
That evening, Bill and Hillary were getting ready for bed. Hillary
turned to
Bill and said: "Well, I found out who peed in your saxophone."
2006-07-16
09:57:03
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