Have your eyes and nipples switch places, or your nose and belly button?
Funny answers only please, the serious may move on
2006-07-16 10:04:28 · 14 answers · asked by ? 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Nose and belly button... the hole would never get buggers, and I can just blow in my pants when I have a cold... LOL
2006-07-17 14:02:52 · answer #1 · answered by Marty K 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Hey- is this transferable from one person to another? Could I swap my eyes with your nipples? Or your belly button with my nose? Couldn't get used to waking up in the morning tho- instinctively going straight to rubbing your nipples. MY FACE! Your nipples and your belly button! What a garden variety construct for an alien head! My being so short- you wouldn't have to bend over to snort my head lice anymore.
2006-07-16 13:48:59 · answer #2 · answered by Antny 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I say nose and belly button
this way since they say people can't smell their own BO this may get them closer to fixing that problem. just think how quickly you want to bath be that close to your worse sweaty parts.
The belly button which I have seen but not as exposed as I think it should be. it could be lonely hidden so much and maybe it needs more attention and would even sound better than someone saying ya got a bit of lint instead of saying you got boogers and for those who find boogers unsightly keeping lower on the body less people are likely to see them.
2006-07-16 10:23:47 · answer #3 · answered by Savage 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nose for belly button would be problematic due to suffocation issues. But you could always go around like a mouth breathing doofus.
Would the nipples be accompanied by the mammary glands?
I think I'll be a doofus.
2006-07-17 13:52:13 · answer #4 · answered by Alice Chaos 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, I don't really know about all of this but since ya asked; I vote for the nose-belly/button swap. Just think, you could smell your lovers bellybutton during intimate relations (or play with their piercings). We're breaking new ground every day, heh? I have one or two other thoughts here but will select valor over volume.
2006-07-16 10:12:57 · answer #5 · answered by Joe Schmo from Kokomo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i would not want my nose and belly button switch places because wen i take #2 it would smell alot worse. lmao
2006-07-17 11:16:50 · answer #6 · answered by nmini 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nose and butt is not a quite good option as when nose smells it SUCKS. But eyes and nipples? wow what an imagination. ooovv.
2006-07-18 11:45:05 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
nose and belly button
2006-07-16 10:08:55 · answer #8 · answered by rockhead631 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I wouldn't like to have my eyes and nipples switch places. My face would always be getting titty twisters.
2006-07-16 10:21:00 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm not sure I would want nipples permanently stuck on my face.... and eyes on boobs? What if you need glasses... you could never wear a shirt....... What a world that would be!
2006-07-16 10:11:28 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋