Entertainment & Music - 14 July 2006

2006-07-14 02:53:54 · 12 answers · asked by mydome 1 in Music

haha sorry its friday and I am just being goofy and having some fun!

2006-07-14 02:52:46 · 15 answers · asked by McRach 3 in Polls & Surveys

HINT HINT

the initials are JM
and its a girl

2006-07-14 02:52:36 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

Steven Speilberg is auditioning actors for his new movie about classical composers in an action packed film.

He has invited Steven Segal, Jean Claude Van Damme, Sylvester Stalone and Arnold Shwartzenegger.

He asks Segal, 'what composer would you like to be?' Segal replies "I am partial to the works of Mozart."

He asks Van Damme, "who would you like to be?" Van Damme replies 'Beethoven is my favourite"

"How about you Sly" Stalone replies " Strauss is what does it for me"

Speilberg looks to Arnie, 'and you" ..Arnold replies with his thick Austrian accent " I'll be Bach!"

:)

2006-07-14 02:52:23 · 13 answers · asked by ? 3 in Jokes & Riddles

Ways To Avoid A Good Southern Az$ Whuppin

1. Don't fake a Southern accent. This will incite a riot, and you will get your as$ kicked.

2. Don't order filet mignon or pasta primavera at Waffle House. It's just a diner. They serve breakfast 24 hours a day. Let them cook something they know. If you confuse them, they'll kick your a$s.

3. We are fully aware of how high the humidity is, so shut the hell up. Just spend your money and get the hell out of here, or we'll kick your as$.

4. Don't order a bottle of pop or a can of soda down here. Down here it's called Coke. Nobody gives a flying rat's as$ whether it's Pepsi, RC, Dr. Pepper, 7-Up or whatever... it's still a Coke. Accept it. Doing otherwise can lead to an as$ kicking.

5. We know our heritage. Most of us are more literate than you (e.g.Welty, Williams, Faulkner). We are also better educated and generally a lot nicer. Don't refer to us as a bunch of hillbillies or we'll kick your as$.

6. We have plenty of business sense (e.g., Fred Smith of Fed Ex, Sam Walton, Oprah, Turner Broadcasting, MTV, Netscape). Naturally, we do, sometimes, have small lapses in judgment, if you keep reminding us of the fact we will kick your as$.

7. Don't laugh at our Civil War monuments. If Lee had listened to Longstreet and flanked Meade at Gettysburg instead of sending Pickett up the middle, you'd be paying taxes to Richmond instead of Washington. If you visit Stone Mountain and complain about the carving, we'll kick your a$s.

8. Don't laugh at our Southern names (Merleen, Luther, Tammy Lynn, Inez, Billy Joe, Sissy, Clovis, etc.) or we will just HAVE to kick your a$s.

9. Don't order wheat toast at Cracker Barrel. Everyone will instantly know that you're a Yankee. Eat your biscuits like God intended with gravy. And don't put sugar on your grits, or we'll kick your a$s.

10. Don't talk about how much better things are at home because we know better. Many of us have visited Northern hellholes like Detroit, Chicago, and DC, and we have the scars to prove it. If you don't like it here, Delta or US Airways is ready when you are. Move your as$ on home before it gets kicked.

11. Yes, we know how to speak proper English. We talk this way because we don't want to sound like you. We don't care if you don't understand what we are saying. All other Southerners understand what we are saying, and that's all that matters. Now, go away and leave us alone, or we'll kick your as$.

12. Don't complain that the South is dirty and polluted. None of OUR lakes or rivers have caught fire recently. If you whine about OUR scenic beauty, we'll kick your as$ all the way back to Boston Harbor.

13. Don't ridicule our Southern manners. We say sir and ma'am. We hold doors open for others. We offer our seats to old folks because such things are expected of civilized people. Behave yourselves around our sweet little gray-haired grandmothers or they'll kick some manners into your as$ just like they did ours.

14. So you think we're quaint, or losers, because most of us live in the countryside? That's because we have enough sense to not live in filthy, smelly, crime infested cesspools like New York, Baltimore or Boston. Make fun of our fresh air, and we'll kick your a$$.

15. Last, but not least, DO NOT DARE to come down here and tell us how to cook barbecue. This will get your a$$ shot (right after it is kicked). You're lucky we let you come down here at all. Criticize our barbecue, and you will go home in a pine box...minus your azz.

http://www.total-knowledge.com/~willyblues/

2006-07-14 02:50:55 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

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2006-07-14 02:50:52 · 54 answers · asked by running2adream 6 in Polls & Surveys

I thought it was a great show, and I highly recommend to anyone that is a fan of the Sopranos or the Wire.

It will re-air the first episode on ABC Saturday, but it will be edited for tv, which will take away alot of the intensity, but it is better than nothing.

2006-07-14 02:50:36 · 1 answers · asked by AnswerMan 3 in Television

2006-07-14 02:50:09 · 4 answers · asked by Bill S 1 in Music

2006-07-14 02:49:28 · 4 answers · asked by Captain_Scarlet 1 in Television

2006-07-14 02:49:01 · 7 answers · asked by fly_your_flag_high 5 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-07-14 02:48:47 · 2 answers · asked by Cornealious 1 in Television

2006-07-14 02:48:25 · 21 answers · asked by running2adream 6 in Polls & Surveys

All morning I haven't been able to check my mail. Is it down or is it just me? All other websites work fine.

2006-07-14 02:48:18 · 6 answers · asked by victoriaelaine2004 3 in Polls & Surveys

2006-07-14 02:48:08 · 17 answers · asked by Jim 4 in Other - Entertainment

More than likely, all his albums ar great!

But which do you like and why friends?

Let the voice of wisdom speak / - input?

Which artists are comparable/ - s/s field?

2006-07-14 02:47:47 · 5 answers · asked by ABC 3 in Music

Does anyone know who was voted off last night? (07-12-06)

2006-07-14 02:47:28 · 12 answers · asked by acwechet 1 in Television

2006-07-14 02:46:47 · 19 answers · asked by Sweetlemonman 4 in Polls & Surveys

GREEN DAY FOR ME

2006-07-14 02:46:31 · 20 answers · asked by atlanticsiamesepurple 2 in Music

Do you think these men FEEL macho? Like, "hey, baby" macho? Like, "I'm sporting a mustache and feel so sexy and macho, I am a ladies' man for sure" macho?

2006-07-14 02:45:49 · 17 answers · asked by Broken Head 3 in Polls & Surveys

2006-07-14 02:44:20 · 48 answers · asked by Mountaineer 3 in Music

Hey can anyone plzz telle me the name & the artis of this song?

The chorus is like ...."hey now your an all star, get your game on "

2006-07-14 02:43:14 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2006-07-14 02:42:38 · 9 answers · asked by eweyhalders 1 in Celebrities

2006-07-14 02:40:55 · 23 answers · asked by Sweetlemonman 4 in Polls & Surveys

2006-07-14 02:39:29 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Entertainment

2006-07-14 02:38:38 · 21 answers · asked by simongunning2001 1 in Movies

In the film The Life of Brian, what was Brian's mother called?

2006-07-14 02:35:00 · 6 answers · asked by Amanda C 3 in Movies

or do u remeber names....but forget the face ...lol (tht is wht happens with me..) or u have a good memory for both ?

2006-07-14 02:33:50 · 28 answers · asked by RAINGIRL 6 in Polls & Surveys

or the c word

2006-07-14 02:32:40 · 20 answers · asked by Sweetlemonman 4 in Polls & Surveys

2006-07-14 02:30:55 · 8 answers · asked by zaidita25 1 in Television

During the movie, the lamp post is shown several times, and I've heard the post shows up more often in the other books. Does it mean somthing? My 7 year old is wondering!

2006-07-14 02:30:19 · 4 answers · asked by Blondie 1 in Movies