Steven Speilberg is auditioning actors for his new movie about classical composers in an action packed film.
He has invited Steven Segal, Jean Claude Van Damme, Sylvester Stalone and Arnold Shwartzenegger.
He asks Segal, 'what composer would you like to be?' Segal replies "I am partial to the works of Mozart."
He asks Van Damme, "who would you like to be?" Van Damme replies 'Beethoven is my favourite"
"How about you Sly" Stalone replies " Strauss is what does it for me"
Speilberg looks to Arnie, 'and you" ..Arnold replies with his thick Austrian accent " I'll be Bach!"
:)
2006-07-14 02:52:23 · 13 answers · asked by ? 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol... thanks.
2006-07-14 02:58:17 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-12-01 06:37:59 · answer #2 · answered by wernecke 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I love all 4 of those composers...AND I loved the joke...that is one that I haven't heard!
2006-07-16 08:27:46 · answer #3 · answered by guatemama 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Like a fine old whine, that gets better as it ages....
2006-07-14 03:00:40 · answer #4 · answered by cdf-rom 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
So corny but funny
2006-07-14 06:28:39 · answer #5 · answered by Lacey 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Whoah, I never said yes...
2006-07-14 03:10:08 · answer #6 · answered by Golgo-13 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. That's funny
2006-07-14 03:09:28 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
kinda lame
2006-07-14 02:59:13 · answer #8 · answered by NBGirl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha....thanks for the smile
2006-07-14 02:59:44 · answer #9 · answered by wellmynameismaddie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sucks!
2006-07-14 03:02:32 · answer #10 · answered by jd4paul 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
how corney
2006-07-14 06:19:11 · answer #11 · answered by poshprincess 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋