Entertainment & Music - 10 July 2006

OK I know the answer 2 my own question! But still feel free 2 reassure me! U know what? Actually I don't know! 2 Be completely honest with u. It's like H.I.M. Means "His Infernal Majesty" and infernal means Hell Fire and He says a whole bunch of Gods and Godesses stuff in his songs like in "Rip out the wings of a butterfly":

This Endless Mercy Mile
We're crawling side by side
With Hell freezing over in our eyes
Gods (Key Word) Kneel Before our crime.

U see what I'm sayin?
But then I take the advice of a lot of people on this website and people say that they're not satanic and I REALLY don't want 2 believe them! My mother hates HIM and was really close 2 throwing away my Heartagram armband!
Just 4 the record...I LOVE VILLE VALO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2006-07-10 12:54:57 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

If you don't laugh out loud after you read this you are in a coma!

Next time you have a bad day at work, think of this poor guy.

(Rob is a commercial saturation diver for Global Divers in Louisiana.
He performs underwater repairs on offshore drilling rigs. Below is an e-mail he sent to his sister. She then sent it to radio station 103.2 FM in Ft. Wayne, Indiana, which was sponsoring a "worst job experience" contest. Needless to say, she won.)

"Hi Sue, Just another note from your bottom-dwelling brother. Last week I had a bad day at the office. I know you've been feeling down lately at work, so I thought I would share my dilemma with you to make you realize it's not so bad after all.

"Before I can tell you what happened to me, I first must bore you with a few technicalities of my job. As you know, my office lies at the bottom of the sea. I wear a suit to the office. It's a wetsuit.

This time of year the water is quite cool. So what we do to keep warm is this: We have a diesel powered industrial water heater. This $20,000 piece of equipment sucks the water out of the sea. It heats it to a delightful temperature. It then pumps it down to the diver through a garden hose, which is taped to the air hose. Now this sounds like a darn good plan, and I've used it several times with no complaints.

What I do, when I get to the bottom and start working, is take the hose and stuff it down the back of my wetsuit. This floods my whole suit with warm water. It's like working in a Jacuzzi.

Everything was going well until all of a sudden, my butt started to itch. So, of course, I scratched it. This only made things worse. Within a few seconds my butt started to burn. I pulled the hose out from my back, but the damage was done.

In agony I realized what had happened.

"The hot water machine had sucked up a jellyfish and pumped it into my suit. Now, since I don't have any hair on my back, the jellyfish couldn't stick to it. However, the crack of my butt was not as fortunate. When I scratched what I thought was an itch, I was actually grinding the jellyfish into the crack of my butt. I informed the dive
supervisor of my dilemma over the communicator.

"His instructions were unclear due to the fact that he, along with five other divers, were all laughing hysterically. Needless to say I aborted the dive.

I was instructed to make three agonizing in-water decompression stops totaling thirty-five minutes before I could reach the surface to begin my chamber dry decompression.



When I arrived at the surface, I was wearing nothing but my brass helmet. As I climbed out of the water, the medic, with tears of laughter running down his face, handed me a tube of cream and told me to rub it on my butt as soon as I got in the chamber.

The cream put the fire out, but I couldn't poop for two days because my butt was swollen shut.



So, next time you're having a bad day at work,
think about how much worse it would be if you had a jellyfish shoved up your butt.

"Now repeat to yourself, "I love my job, I love my job, I love job."

"And whenever you have a bad day, ask yourself: is this a "jellyfish bad" day?"

2006-07-10 12:54:22 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

thanks

2006-07-10 12:53:52 · 14 answers · asked by moon()star 2 in Music

im lookin 4 new bands 2 add 2 my "flipod"..........i listen 2 hard roch, rock, eom, screamo, & rock alt.

2006-07-10 12:53:44 · 14 answers · asked by punisher 1 in Music

2006-07-10 12:53:41 · 29 answers · asked by *MRS.PINK* 2 in Polls & Surveys

Michael is misunderstood i mean we all want to have sex with little kids at one point of another i mean maybe his nose is fake but his heart is 100% real and we have to admit he has released some pop hits i mean how bad can he be? i think he is a good guy if you would get to know him. i mean look his hair is on fire wow thats hot. i think the reason why he does the things he does is becouse his parents did it to him. I think he is a nice guy whos with me>

2006-07-10 12:53:39 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

Georgia State University
University of Northern Iowa
Birmingham Southern College
University of Alabama
Charleston Southern University

2006-07-10 12:52:52 · 15 answers · asked by qarnayn19 1 in Movies

2006-07-10 12:52:45 · 18 answers · asked by reuguss 1 in Celebrities

2006-07-10 12:51:58 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

Have you ever worked with Michael Jackson and if yes what kind of work did you do for him.

Coolllllll !!!!

2006-07-10 12:51:28 · 11 answers · asked by Tamla M 2 in Celebrities

I am having a hard salami, virginia ham and baby swiss sandwich with a little mayo and mustard and some nachos on the side with salsa and a huge cup of coke to wash it down. I know its super fattening, but it taste soooo good.

2006-07-10 12:51:24 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-07-10 12:50:15 · 12 answers · asked by Lera 2 in Jokes & Riddles

because i have to know the days the times and any other info...THANX!

2006-07-10 12:49:59 · 4 answers · asked by Nicola J 3 in Television

I was wondering have any of you seen any of Tyler Perry's movies (Diary of a Mad Black Woman, Madea’s Family Reunion, etc). If so, what are your actual thoughts about them? If you have seen his plays live or attended any of his movies in your town, how did you feel being the minority in the audience? Did you feel uncomfortable and out of place? I am just wondering because I know what I feel like when I am one of a few blacks(African Americans) in any setting, but I was just wondering how is it for you (honestly)? I am not being facetious, just asking a question from the heart. In general, how do you react to any situation where you are outnumbered by another race? If this question offends any, please forgive me.

2006-07-10 12:48:55 · 25 answers · asked by theone-N-only 3 in Movies

it sounds like Sting but it's not...it goes something like this "i just want to use your love tonight" or something similar to that

2006-07-10 12:48:14 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2006-07-10 12:47:05 · 8 answers · asked by A Pimp Named Slickback 1 in Movies

2006-07-10 12:46:58 · 33 answers · asked by koolbreeze 4 in Music

a) ****
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d)m*nk!yb@lls

2006-07-10 12:46:18 · 56 answers · asked by black magic 2 in Polls & Surveys

2006-07-10 12:45:58 · 39 answers · asked by mangobuyer 2 in Jokes & Riddles

Whenever I see a funny question, and I think I get the humor of it, all the other people who answer are either freaking out about the person or just ask for more information. Can't people use questions to make fun of other questions in peace?

2006-07-10 12:44:06 · 13 answers · asked by da chet 3 in Jokes & Riddles

Tell me your thoughts on the movie "hostel"

2006-07-10 12:43:40 · 18 answers · asked by Daveyluverx3AFI♥ 3 in Movies

Even little kids who have never seen him "out of Jack Sparrow mode", or don't care about his looks can identify him and just think he's great. Why is that?

2006-07-10 12:42:32 · 15 answers · asked by FearlessLdr 2 in Movies

2006-07-10 12:42:08 · 4 answers · asked by appetite4destruction15 1 in Music

2006-07-10 12:41:39 · 5 answers · asked by madamebutterfly72 1 in Music

2006-07-10 12:40:33 · 19 answers · asked by Jess 1 in Other - Entertainment

2006-07-10 12:40:10 · 24 answers · asked by Zippy 7 in Polls & Surveys

2006-07-10 12:37:34 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

I lost interest when Alfie Moon left [Shane Richie].

2006-07-10 12:37:12 · 7 answers · asked by itsjustme 7 in Television

2006-07-10 12:37:01 · 14 answers · asked by cracker93 1 in Celebrities

Im a leo and i wanted 2 know!

2006-07-10 12:36:56 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Horoscopes