Entertainment & Music - 7 July 2006

2006-07-07 07:59:41 · 24 answers · asked by Man_With_No_Name 5 in Polls & Surveys

Who is hotter: Jessica Alba or Jessica Simpson?

2006-07-07 07:59:36 · 20 answers · asked by man of crazy 2 in Celebrities

The International Rules of Manhood:

1: Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella.

2: It is OK for a man to cry ONLY under the following circumstances:
(a) When a heroic dog dies to save its master.
(b) The moment Angelina Jolie starts unbuttoning her blouse.
(c) After wrecking your boss's car.
(d) One hour, 12 minutes, 37 seconds into "The Crying Game".
(e) When she is using her teeth.

3: Any Man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legally killed and eaten by his buddies.

4: Unless he murdered someone in your family, you must bail a friend out of jail within 12 hours.

5: If you've known a guy for more than 24 hours, his sister is off limits forever unless you actually marry her.

6: Moaning about the brand of free beer in a buddy's fridge is forbidden. However complain at will if the temperature is unsuitable.

7: No man shall ever be required to buy a birthday present for another man. In fact, even remembering your buddy's birthday is strictly optional. At that point, you must celebrate at a strip bar of the birthday boy's choice.

8: On a road trip, the strongest bladder determines pit stops, not the weakest.

9: When stumbling upon other guys watching a sporting event, you may ask the score of the game in progress, but you may never ask who's playing.

10: You may flatulate in front of a woman only after you have brought her to climax. If you trap her head under the covers for the purpose of flatulent entertainment, she's officially your girlfriend.

11: It is permissible to drink a fruity alcohol drink only when you're sunning on a tropical beach... and it's delivered by a topless model and only when it's free.

12: Only in situations of moral and/or physical peril are you allowed to kick another guy in the nuts.

13: Unless you're in prison, never fight naked.

14: Friends don't let friends wear Speedos. Ever. Issue closed.

15: If a man's fly is down, that's his problem, you didn't see anything.

16: Women who claim they "love to watch sports" must be treated as spies until they demonstrate knowledge of the game and the ability to drink as much as the other sports watchers.

17: A man in the company of a hot, suggestively dressed woman must remain sober enough to fight.

18: Never hesitate to reach for the last beer or the last slice of pizza, but not both, that's just greedy.

19: If you compliment a guy on his six-pack, you'd better be talking about his choice of beer.

20: Never join your girlfriend or wife in discussing a friend of yours, except if she's withholding sex pending your response.

21: Phrases that may NOT be uttered to another man while lifting weights:
a) Yeah, Baby, Push it!
b) C'mon, give me one more! Harder!
c) Another set and we can hit the showers!

22: Never talk to a man in a bathroom unless you are on equal footing: i.e., both urinating, both waiting in line, etc. For all other situations, an almost imperceptible nod is all the conversation you need.

23: Never allow a telephone conversation with a woman to go on longer than you are able to have sex with her. Keep a stopwatch by the phone. Hang up if necessary.

24: The morning after you and a girl who was formerly "just a friend" have carnal, drunken monkey sex, the fact that you're feeling weird and guilty is no reason for you not to nail each other again before the discussion occurs about what a big mistake it was.

25: It is acceptable for you to drive her car. It is not acceptable for her to drive yours.

26: Thou shalt not buy a car in the colors of brown, pink, lime green, orange or sky blue.

27: The girl who replies to the question "What do you want for Christmas?" with "If you loved me, you'd know what I want!" gets an Xbox. End of story.

28: There is no reason for guys to watch Ice Skating or Men's Gymnastics. Ever. We've all heard about people having guts or balls. But do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definition of each is listed below:
"GUTS" is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to say, "are you still cleaning or are you flying somewhere?"
"BALLS" is coming home late after a night out with the guys smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the *** and having the balls to say, "You're next!"

We hope this clears up any confusion,

2006-07-07 07:58:53 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

I heard a voice track of that guy from Panic At The Disco. Just him singing alone in the studio with no other tracks. It wasGOD AWFUL! Terribly off key, weak, and shaky. Sounded nothing like the finished product. Same goes for other bands that I have seen live (by accident). Man, I am a generation x'er and our vocalists used to sing like men. I just can't figure out why these 20 year old men in emo bands nowadays try to sound like 13 year old kids. It's disgraceful. Could you imagine Slayer doing that crap? Chris Cornell never did the crap. He still doesn't. Ministry never did that crap. Sepultura never did that crap. Pantera never did that crap (although their early stuff was kinda hairbandish). Men sounded like men. I think it all started to go downhill with MXPX or Blink 182. That's my best guess. Then you got all this crap afterwards like Bouncing Souls and The Ataris, etc. Buncha mass marketing directed towards the suburbs.

2006-07-07 07:58:48 · 2 answers · asked by cannonball 1 in Music

I have mega music and am not satisfied with Windows Media Player. I would appreciate some ideas if you have any. Thanks to all.

2006-07-07 07:58:21 · 6 answers · asked by jerry b 1 in Music

2006-07-07 07:57:12 · 29 answers · asked by sinneragain 4 in Polls & Surveys

2006-07-07 07:56:57 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

2006-07-07 07:56:30 · 9 answers · asked by manpo2k 2 in Other - Entertainment

2006-07-07 07:56:05 · 16 answers · asked by Kain 5 in Polls & Surveys

These are my absolute fav. sopranos. Which do you pick as the best?

2006-07-07 07:55:55 · 4 answers · asked by figlioperduto82 1 in Music

2006-07-07 07:55:36 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

Any movie that realy scared you?

2006-07-07 07:54:11 · 19 answers · asked by Henry McCarty 2 in Movies

How can I download music I have tyed some sites but lots Of them say they are for free and then they never are I want a lsite that will download music fast and free pls help me!

2006-07-07 07:53:49 · 10 answers · asked by Dreamy Girl 3 in Music

2006-07-07 07:53:49 · 42 answers · asked by Kain 5 in Polls & Surveys

I think I just saw a photo of Willow from Buffy the Vampire Slayer wearing a tube or tank top featuring a print of Claude Monet's famous waterlilies/nympheas painting. Does anyone know if she did this, and where I might find such a shirt? It rocks!

2006-07-07 07:53:24 · 2 answers · asked by saddison2004 3 in Celebrities

2006-07-07 07:53:07 · 32 answers · asked by Pirates Rock 1 in Movies

hey all you bandis out there how accurate is american pie's band camp? Is yours anything like that? Our's actually is kinda like that.

2006-07-07 07:52:11 · 1 answers · asked by a-ren 4 in Music

2006-07-07 07:52:03 · 6 answers · asked by andrew 2 in Movies

2006-07-07 07:51:44 · 17 answers · asked by ? 2 in Movies

The media never reports any REAL news.

2006-07-07 07:51:42 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Heres the catch; It's a Squire made in indonesia! As guitarists, I'll assume that you realize that each instrument has its own character. My question is, Do you have a high end guitar that sounds crappy, or a crappy guitar that sounds awsome? Tell me about it! This is a freak phenominon. A Squire tele made in indonesia! Im speachless.

2006-07-07 07:50:53 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2006-07-07 07:50:15 · 28 answers · asked by Kain 5 in Polls & Surveys

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2006-07-07 07:49:46 · 8 answers · asked by belle_chocolatiere 4 in Polls & Surveys

2006-07-07 07:49:39 · 10 answers · asked by Nik 4 in Movies

Ok so back in the day there was a super mario man movie out, and it wasn't anime or anything it was real. But I dont remember the name of the movie, do yall know it?

2006-07-07 07:49:28 · 9 answers · asked by mudvayne_monkey 1 in Movies

2006-07-07 07:49:25 · 17 answers · asked by funkymonkey 3 in Horoscopes

get a url for a song. How do i get it? What do i have to do because everything i've done seems not to work. I'm using Ares or music matchbox jukebox 7.5. Can some one tell me step by step if possible. I've tried the shortcut method and the url is not working when i do it this way.
Or could you tell me how to take the song from my own cd, and how to convert it. Please help!!!

2006-07-07 07:48:57 · 8 answers · asked by Chrissy 4 in Music

http://img218.imageshack.us/img218/8135/fourteen7ir.jpg
http://img151.imageshack.us/img151/4377/fifteen3wu.jpg

2006-07-07 07:48:23 · 6 answers · asked by jelzo2019 1 in Movies

Which one is better?

2006-07-07 07:48:12 · 9 answers · asked by Dan =] 3 in Movies

I am going to a party themed "white trash" tonight and need to know how that girl looked. Anyone know what I am talking about???

2006-07-07 07:48:02 · 3 answers · asked by lovemykids 2 in Music