Ok here's another ten;
Willys cynical thought for the day;
I'm NOT old; I just have more freaking yesterdays than y'all do!
Bartenders call you when you've been absent for more than two days.
Lawn sprinklers are sometimes your alarm clock.
You wake up in a strange city not knowing how you got there, and the three other guys don't know either.
You need help getting the breathalyzer in the right hole.
You lost a fistfight with yourself.
It takes two shots of schnapps to wash the taste of Breathalyzer out of your mouth.
You like to stop for a drink on the way to the fridge to get a beer.
You went on vacation for two weeks and the owner of your regular bar had his boat repossessed.
You've asked a bartender to "freshen up" your shot glass.
Bars call in their off-duty bartenders when you walk in the door.
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2006-07-07
08:51:35
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