1) There was an old couple who hadn't celebrated Halloween in a long time, so they decided to dress up and go out. The old woman went in her bedroom, stripped naked, and tied a string between her legs with a lemon at the end of the string. When she walked out of the room her husband yelled, "You can't go out like that!"
"I can go out as whatever I want and so can you!"
The man agreed and went into his room. Soon he came out naked with a string tied to his penis and a potato at the end of the string.
The woman said, "You're going out as that?"
''Yes,'' said the old man. ''If you can go out as a sourpuss, I can go out as a dicktator."
2)How do you know if the head chef is a clown?
When the food tastes funny.
3) How do you stop a Taliban tank?
Shoot the guy pushing it!
4) Yo mama's so nasty, she has to put ice down her pants to keep the crabs fresh.
5) What's red and furry and tackles people?
Tackle Me Elmo!
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2006-06-28
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