cmon fess up!
2006-06-28 22:01:42 · 6 answers · asked by Prof. Horse Rider 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Other - Entertainment
Years ago I worked at a gas station and observed a good looking woman trying to figure out how to use the gas pump. So, I proceeded to go outside and upon approaching her I said with out hesitation "would you like me to pump your A** for you" OMG!!!! I was so embarrassed but she just laughed and said "well you are working so it would be a bad time for you to do that to me". She became a regular customer from that day forward.
2006-06-29 02:44:41 · answer #1 · answered by Wolfie 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I went with 19 others on a tour of Israel which lasted a month. My best friend's mother packed disposable knickers in her suitcase for 'just in case'. I howled with laughter when I saw them and gleefully told the rest of the group what she had in her suitcase.
Towards the end of the tour I got food poisoning in a bad way and if I was throwing up I couldn't control the other end, and as a result I made a nasty mess in my knickers.
I spent the last few days having to wear the disposable knickers and my friend told the whole group.... from then on I was known as 'potty pants.'
5 of us needed a wee but we were in the middle of the desert so we decided to sit in a line and get on with it. What we didn't realise was that there was a dirt road and sure enough a car came along with some men. My friends had the presence of mind to either cover themselves up or look away....my reaction to their waving and whooping was to wave back.
Finally...I got very drunk on my Bat Mitzvah and so did my (strict muslim) friend. My Mum was so busy she didn't realise I was drunk until her father came to pick her up. I fell over and used his trousers to pull myself up. They were a bit loose too so slipped down a bit!
2006-06-29 05:14:45 · answer #2 · answered by jellytotnumber1 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ohh, crap. I would have to be the first one to answer. lol. Caught with my pants down with a girl that snuck out her window. I was 15, she was 13. Her dad picked me up and threw me across the front yard. Then he recognized me, and called my mom. It was 3am. Not a good day. That was 39 years ago, and I still remember it like it was yesterday.
2006-06-29 05:09:09 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I used to work for a gallery in a mall before. One time, I was wearing this real short flowy skirt and I needed to pee. So, I did but what I did not know is that my skirt was caught inside my panty. No one told me about it on my way back to our gallery, I only learned about it when one of my colleagues pointed it out to me. Gawd! I practically would not go out for the rest of my shift...embarassing to the 10th degree.
2006-06-29 05:07:21 · answer #4 · answered by Jo Ann 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I was having dinner at a friend's house once and poured milk all over my plate instead of my cup, I've farted really loud in front of a rich woman one new year's eve, I've had to ask my boyfriend's stepdad how to work their shower...I do stuff like that on a daily basis. Sigh...
2006-06-29 05:06:13 · answer #5 · answered by thisfleshavenged 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
my most embarrasing moment is when i p i s s e d on my self in class and i couldn't get to the bathroom during taking a test
2006-06-29 05:05:02 · answer #6 · answered by _ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋