1) There was an old couple who hadn't celebrated Halloween in a long time, so they decided to dress up and go out. The old woman went in her bedroom, stripped naked, and tied a string between her legs with a lemon at the end of the string. When she walked out of the room her husband yelled, "You can't go out like that!"
"I can go out as whatever I want and so can you!"
The man agreed and went into his room. Soon he came out naked with a string tied to his penis and a potato at the end of the string.
The woman said, "You're going out as that?"
''Yes,'' said the old man. ''If you can go out as a sourpuss, I can go out as a dicktator."
2)How do you know if the head chef is a clown?
When the food tastes funny.
3) How do you stop a Taliban tank?
Shoot the guy pushing it!
4) Yo mama's so nasty, she has to put ice down her pants to keep the crabs fresh.
5) What's red and furry and tackles people?
Tackle Me Elmo!
Read!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2006-06-28 22:02:58 · 15 answers · asked by POWER-FULL 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
haha awesome!!! I love the first joke and people what do you mean ask a question next time this is jokes and riddles errrrm but yeah and i loved the taliban tank one hehe check ya later ♥ please please join my group
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2006-06-28 22:56:52 · answer #1 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
The first was pretty good keep those comming, but the rest were unfunny. What was the question though?
2006-06-29 05:37:47 · answer #2 · answered by shor_t2203 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
this stupid thing might be amusing for u but i found it really stuuuupid!!!!!
get out of the site a s a p or the one's on this page are gonna thrash u.
2006-06-29 05:07:33 · answer #3 · answered by The Mediator 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
they were hilarious & I've just got back up off the floor after falling off my chair laughing keep them coming they were good
2006-06-29 05:07:16 · answer #4 · answered by cowboys4lee 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow those are cheesy,but pretty funny.the ones that got me the most were the 2nd and 5th ones.
2006-06-29 05:25:01 · answer #5 · answered by nikandra m 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good thing ya don't have to burn points to view a question.
2006-06-29 05:12:23 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
gr8 better think of a question next time
2006-06-29 05:07:08 · answer #7 · answered by Rafter 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
dope me up Elmo is better! Elmo shakes and convulses when you shoot him up with heroin!
2006-06-29 05:07:27 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
F U
2006-06-29 05:04:45 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol, funny in a sick sort of way! but funny...
btw, cool avatar!
2006-06-29 05:10:28 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋