What is this aristocrat joke ?

Question

someone posted a question about the funniest joke in the world and mentioned the aristcrat joke ive never neard this one

Answer 1

The joke

Three parts
This joke almost always has these elements — alternative versions may change this form, but such versions tend to assume that the audience is already familiar with the joke:

The setup: The joke always begins with a "family act" going in to see a talent agent.

Those who meet the agent can include the whole family, or just one family member (usually the father).
The agent asks (sometimes after saying that he's not interested, and a plea from the father) what they do.
If the whole family is present, the act may be performed for the agent, rather than described.
The act: It is described in as much detail as the teller prefers.

Traditionally, the description is crude, tasteless, ribald, and often scatological.
While most tellings follow one of a few basic forms, the description of the act is meant to be an ad lib.
It should be as far beyond the boundaries of propriety as the comedian can muster. Incest, pedophilia, scatology and bestiality are common themes.
The punchline: The agent asks what the act is called, and the answer is always the same: "The Aristocrats!"

The punchline may be modified in some variants, but generally such variants are told only in a context where the original joke is known.
Because the sense of what an aristocrat is has faded in many countries, the final line may simply be seen as the end of a rather bawdy joke rather than a punchline. In some regions the name of the act is "The Sophisticates" or "The Debonaires".

An example
This version of the joke is fairly short, and simply demonstrates the form. Actual performances of the joke can last minutes, and it is rumored that Chevy Chase used to hold parties at which the goal was to tell the joke for half an hour.

A man walks into a talent agent's office, and says, "We're a family act, and we'd like you to represent us."
The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too old-fashioned."
The man says, "But, this is really special."
The agent says, "Okay, well what's the act?"
He replies, "Well, my wife and I come out on stage and she begins to sing the Star Spangled Banner while I take her roughly from behind. After a minute of this, my kids come out and begin to do the same, but my daughter's singing the original To Anacreon in Heaven lyrics while my son performs anal sex on her."
The agent looks uncomfortable, but the man continues, "Just when my daughter hits the highest note in the song, my son and I switch partners. He turns my wife around and gives her a Dirty Sanchez before having her perform oral sex on him. When the song's over and we're both getting close, we all stop and lay down on the stage."
The man smiles fondly as he recalls, "This is the best part: our dog then comes out on the stage, and he's trained to lick each one of us to orgasm in turn. He just goes right down the line, looking as happy as can be! We all get up and take a bow."
He looks at the agent and says, "Well, that's the act. What do you think?"
The agent just sits in silence for a long time. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call yourselves?"
"The Aristocrats!"

Answer 2

This joke almost always has these elements — alternative versions may change this form, but such versions tend to assume that the audience is already familiar with the joke:

The setup: The joke always begins with a "family act" going in to see a talent agent.

* Those who meet the agent can include the whole family, or just one family member (usually the father).
* The agent asks (sometimes after saying that he's not interested, and a plea from the father) what they do.
* If the whole family is present, the act may be performed for the agent, rather than described.

The act: It is described in as much detail as the teller prefers.

* Traditionally, the description is crude, tasteless, ribald, and often scatological.
* While most tellings follow one of a few basic forms, the description of the act is meant to be an ad lib.
* It should be as far beyond the boundaries of propriety as the comedian can muster. Incest, pedophilia, scatology and bestiality are common themes.

The punchline: The agent asks what the act is called, and the answer is always the same: "The Aristocrats!"

* The punchline may be modified in some variants, but generally such variants are told only in a context where the original joke is known.
* Because the sense of what an aristocrat is has faded in many countries, the final line may simply be seen as the end of a rather bawdy joke rather than a punchline. In some regions the name of the act is "The Sophisticates" or "The Debonaires".

Answer 3

Well, you can find the real answer to that question by seeing the movie "The Aristocrats"... it was made in 2005 and you can get it on just about any online dvd rental place or purchase anywhere on the net..but, basically the joke is...

Synopsis
"A man walks into a talent agent's office with his family and says, Have I got an act for you! The talent agent replies, So what do you do?" So begins "The Aristocrats," a joke that has been handed down from comedian to comedian for decades but is rarely told on stage. The next part of the joke varies, allowing for improvisation, and the only requirement in telling the joke is that it be as offensive as possible.

Answer 4

those types of jokes are really corny and the aristocrats (hierarchy) are prone to say them ...lame stuff like ....i drew a blank
that is how lame they are.