Old Man Sitting On A Bench
An old man was sitting on a bench at the mall. A
teenager walked up to
the bench and sat down. He had spiked hair in all
different colors:
green, red, orange, blue, and yellow. The old man just
stared. Every
time the teenager looked, the old man was staring.
The teenager finally said sarcastically, "What's the
matter old timer,
never done anything wild in your life?" Without
batting an eye, the old
man replied, "Got drunk once and had sex with a
peacock. I was wondering
if you were my son."
Welp....Did yah fall over in yer seat laughin' or just chuckle a lit'l?
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SmileyCat : )
2006-06-20
05:29:01
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