Old Man Sitting On A Bench
An old man was sitting on a bench at the mall. A
teenager walked up to
the bench and sat down. He had spiked hair in all
different colors:
green, red, orange, blue, and yellow. The old man just
stared. Every
time the teenager looked, the old man was staring.
The teenager finally said sarcastically, "What's the
matter old timer,
never done anything wild in your life?" Without
batting an eye, the old
man replied, "Got drunk once and had sex with a
peacock. I was wondering
if you were my son."
Welp....Did yah fall over in yer seat laughin' or just chuckle a lit'l?
Best comment pays the big points!
SmileyCat : )
2006-06-20 05:29:01 · 8 answers · asked by SmileyCat : ) 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ok i nearly wet myself laughing, mind if i steal that one?
2006-06-20 05:45:33 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
I hate fishing yet when I get my silk scarves out my hubby won't even watch T.V. All he does is froth on the mouth and flow suggestions ineffective! Oh yea my husband hates to fish with the aid of fact he consents with me that a hook interior the mouth could easily harm! Then to tear it out , ill:( basically seize em in nets and kill em rapid; Eeeweee:( Yea sturdy humorous tale , sorry I have been given off purpose, been starrin at your watch too long, hehe
2016-10-31 04:38:08 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow i got drunk once and made love to a plastic sheep i thought i was bad
2006-06-20 05:56:37 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't usually read long jokes, but this one really made me giggle. Very funny.
2006-06-20 05:33:16 · answer #4 · answered by sue-sue 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ooouuuccchh, i was laughing so hard fell of my chair and hit my on the edge of the table
2006-06-20 05:37:01 · answer #5 · answered by alloy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG!!! I must check this part.............OK no problem I've only 3 colors.
2006-06-23 15:22:53 · answer #6 · answered by ♪♫♥Šǒńǘ♥♫♪ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah, i know that one. very funny!
2006-06-20 05:40:35 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was really funny and cute ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
2006-06-20 05:38:05 · answer #8 · answered by Child Of God 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋