Ok so there was this women who was geting really annoyed with her husband farting every morning before he got out of bed. so one morning she told him, "dear, If you fart one more timr your gonna fart your guts out!" Later that day she then went to the butcher and bought the left over pig guts, just incase her husband farted the following morning. well That night she Put the guts into her husbands pants. The next morning she was awoken by him farting. After the man farted he walked into the bathroom. After about an hour he returned to the room and said. "Dear you was right, I farted and sure enought my guts came out, and well with my two fingers and the good lords help, I managed to get them all right back in there."
Do you find that joke to be funny or really gross?
2006-06-18
13:35:19
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