Your favorite ?

Question

Whats your favorite Funny quote from a tv show?

It dosent HAVE to be from a show, it can be from a movie or w/e.

Answer 1

was on Designing Women.......Charlene had read an article by a New Yorker downing Southerners BAD......Julia tried to call him all day, and finally.....she got his assistant

Yes, you can give him a message. You do take shorthand, don't you? Good, we take it in the South too. Anyway, just tell him that I have been a Southerner all my life, and I can vouch for the fact the we do eat a lot of things down here........ and we've certainly all had our share of grits and biscuits and gravy, and I myself have probably eaten enough fried chicken to feed a third world country ---- not to mention barbecue, cornbread, watermelon, fried pies, okra, and ...........yes.........if I were being perfectly candid, I would have to admit we have also eaten our share of crow, and for all I know --- during the darkest, leanest years of the Civil War, some of us may have had a Yankee or two for breakfast. But........... speaking for myself and hundreds of thousands of my Southern ancestors who have evolved through many decades of poverty, strife, and turmoil, I would like for Mr. Weaks to know that we have surely eaten many things in the past, and we will surely eat many things in the future, but --- God as my witness - -- we have never, I repeat, NEVER EATEN DIRT!!!

was priceless....thanks for the memory

Answer 2

"You know what would be better, put them on the table and measure." Zach Addy Bones Episode Woman at the Airport

"My father told me two things. One was always...never...well I've forgotten the first one but the second one was never chase a man off a cliff." Benton Fraser Due South The Pilot

"You just took out 7 people. One more and you will be an honorary American citizen." Ray Vecchio Due South The Pilot

Answer 3

~"For all my 900 years, I've never been slapped by someone's mother"-Dr. Who from the show Doctor Who
~"The only waly out is through the....perfume department!"-Patrick from show Spongebob(I had to see this episode over ten times in the past week, and although I don't like the show that line was funny

Answer 4

SIT!!!- From the anime InuYasha
BELIVE IT!!!- From the anime Naruto
Mew Mew Stlye, Mew Mew Grace,, Mew Mew Power In You're Face!!!- From the anime Mew Mew Power
( the last two aren't funny but I still love them)^-^

Answer 5

"Before u decide 2 critize someone walk a mile in their shoes. Then when u critize them u r a mile away and u have their shoes," Sisterhood of the traveling pants( book 3 i think)

Answer 6

"Not that theirs anything wrong with that." The cast of Seinfield said this to each other when they were referring to gay people. Letting it be known that it was OK if thats your preference.

"Dead from the neck up MEAT HEAD"- All in the family when Mike asked Archie what meathead meant.

Answer 7

"IM TIRED OF BEING EVERYBODYS BUTT MONKEY!" Xander Harris (Buffy the Vampire Slayer)


"Knock Knock" Fez
"Whos there?" Kelso
"I DID IT!!"
*everyone cheeres*
"Shhh I really wanna hear this... I did it who?" Kelso
"This isnt like the time you bought a Hamster Named it Viginity and then lost it right?"
Eric Forman ( that 70's show)

Answer 8

does it have to be from a tv show?

Answer 9

Most any punchline you'll hear in any episode of Law & Order!

Answer 10

"... One more thing" from Uncle on Jackie Chan Adventures on WB.