Entertainment & Music - 16 June 2006

i love to watch comedy central they are all so funny!

2006-06-16 15:06:56 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

She was only a... The first 29 I found online -- the rest I'm guilty of!

*"She was only a plumber's daughter, but she sure 'gave my heart a wrench!'
She was only a stableman's daughter but, she 'handled all the horse manure!'
She was only a hacker's daughter but, all her 'bits were in their proper arrays!'
She was only a butcher's daughter but, she 'could REALLY pack Salami!'
She was only a gynecologist's daughter, but, she sure 'could play her vulva!'
She was only a stockbroker's daughter, but she could really 'ride the BULLS!'
She was only a taxi driver's daughter but, she knew how to 'keep your meter running!'
She was only an accountant's daughter but, she knew how to 'profit from her bottom line!'
She was only a farmer's daughter but, she 'knew her carrots from her carats!'
She was only a furrier's daughter but, she knew 'how to produce minks!'
She was only a programmer's daughter but, she sure knew 'her 1's from her 0's!'
She was only a sheep farmer's daughter but, she sure knew how to 'fleece her flock!'
She was only a preacher's daughter but, she sure knew how to 'fleece her flock!'
She was only a fishmonger's daughter, she had 'crabs on her place,' poor soul!
She was only an electrician's daughter but, she had 'all the right connections!'
She was only a coal minor's daughter but, she had a 'mine of her own!'
She was only a marine colonel's daughter but, she was 'rotten to the corps!'
She was only an artist's daughter but, she knew where to 'draw the line!'
She was only a bus driver's daughter but, she knew 'where to get off!'
She was only an architect's daughter but, she knew 'all the angles!'
She was only a fisherman's daughter but, when 'she saw my rod she 'reeled!'
She was only a minister's daughter but, 'I wouldn't put anything pastor!'
She was only a creditor's daughter, but she 'allowed no advances!'
She was only a taxi driver's daughter, but 'you auto meter...'
She was only a plumber's daughter, but she had 'good connections!'
She was only a surgeon's daughter, but oh, 'what a cutup!'
She was only a photographer's daughter, but she was 'very well developed!'
She was only the village belle, so I gave her a 'ring!'
She was only a golfer's daughter, but her 'form was perfect!'
She was only the milkman's daughter, but she was the 'cream of the crop!"*
From here the rest came out of my sick freaking mind...
She was only a pool man's daughter, but she 'sure had nice pontoons!'
Only a secretary's daughter, but she 'had the nicest fonts!'
Only an auto mechanic's daughter, but 'she sure blew my rod!'
Only an auto mechanic's daughter, but I 'loved her clutch!'
Only a grease monkey's daughter, but 'was sure slippery!'
She was only a plumber's daughter, but she 'sure did love my snake!'
Only a moon shiner's daughter, but I 'loved her still!'
Only a feline fancier's daughter, but she had 'the best pu$sy in town!'
Only a watch maker's daughter, but she 'loved to make time!'
Only a jewelrer's daughter, but 'I gave her a ring!'
Only an ER nurses daughter, but she 'hooked me right up!'
Only a doctor's daughter, but she sure 'made me feel good!'
Only a doctor's daughter, but 'after seeing her I didn't need Viagra!'
Only a pharmacist's daughter, but she 'had unlimited refills!'
She was only a psychiatrist's daughter, but 'after seeing her I threw away my Zanax!'
Only an ophthalmologist's daughter, but she 'was an expert with one-eyed things!'
Only a psycholist's daughter, but 'we blew each others minds!'
Only an orthopedist's daughter, but she 'always gave me a *****!'
Only a dermatologist's daughter, but she'd 'pop me like a pimple!'
Only a neurologist's daughter, but she 'came like an epileptic fit!'
She was only a urologist's daughter, but she 'knew where my prostrate was!'
Only a plastic surgeon's daughter, but 'her **** were homegrown!'
Only a pediatrician's daughter, but she'll 'always be my baby!'
Only an otolaryngologist's daughter, but 'was deaf, no sense of smell, but she had a deep throat!'
Only a chiropractor's daughter, but she'd 'massage my ligament!'
Only a plebotomist's daughter, but I 'loved to stick her and only drew blood once!'
She was only an endocrinologist's daughter, but 'my gland always swelled!'
She was only an x-ray tech's daughter, but she 'showed me things I never seen!'
Only a receptionist's daughter, but she 'always gave me the prime appointment!'
Only a herpetologist's daughter, but she 'had a way to make my snake grow!'
Only a politician's daughter, but she 'could lie with the best of em!'
She was only a vegetarian's daughter, but she 'could toss my salad anytime!'
Only a weatherman's daughter, but she 'always forecast foreplay!'
Only a waitresses daughter, but she 'had the nicest tips!'
Only a comedian's daughter, but she 'always found my ticklish spot!'
Only an astronaut's daughter, but when I 'saw her moon I blasted off!'
Only a millionaire's daughter, but 'the silver spoon wasn't in her mouth!'
Only a manicurist's daughter, but I 'loved to nail her!'
Only a pedicurist's daughter, but she 'made me curl my toes!'
She was only a seamstresses daughter, but I 'loved to unravel her hem!'
Only a cake decorator's daughter, but she 'really dug my frosting!'
Only a junkie's daughter, but 'try as I might I never ODed!'
Only a detective's daughter, but she 'was most comfortable undercovers!'
Only a bartender's daughter, but she 'gave head not to my beer!'
Only a beekeeper's daughter, but 'I loved to sting her!'
She was only a tattoo artist's daughter, but I 'got under her skin!'
Only a fisherman's daughter, but she 'knew where to cast my worm!'
Only a Bluesman's daughter, but her 'nipples were hard as she shuffled!'
Only an accordion player's daughter, but she 'taught me to polka!'
Only a musicians daughter, but you should've seen 'her sound system!'
Only a trombone player's daughter, but 'her own lubrication made her slide!'
Only a violin players daughter, but she 'loved to fiddle around!'
Only a harmonica player's daughter, but 'her tongue was the best part of head!'
Only a Blues harp player's daughter, but she 'had a nice embouchure, on both lips!'
Only a guitarist's daughter, but she 'sure could strum her own G-string!'
She was only a sound man's daughter, but she 'had top notch speakers!'
Only a sound man's daughter, but she'd say, "Don't use that 'tone' on me!"
Only a drummer's daughter, but 'no machine can replace her!'
Only a piano teacher's daughter, but she 'taught me to boogie!'
Only a hippie's daughter, but she 'always gave me a peace sign!'
Only a songwriter's daughter, but 'there was rhythm in her bizzounce!'
Only a singer's daughter, but she 'had the best lungs around!'
Only a saxophonist's daughter, but 'man can she blow!'
Only a poet's daughter, but she 'left me tongue tied!'
Only a writer's daughter, but she 'never left a dangling participle!'
Only a writer's daughter, but she 'left everything clearly obscure!'
She was only a railroad worker's daughter, but 'that's how I learned to ball the jack!'
Only an army sergeant's daughter, but 'I always sprung to attention!'
Only a dairy farmer's daughter, but 'man what udders she had!'
Only a pig farmer's daughter, but she 'really dug my pork!'
Only a hunter's daughter, but I 'saw her rack without a scope!'
She was only a hair dresser's daughter, but she 'loved my shampoo!'
Only a lawn mower's daughter, but her 'hedge was always trimmed!'
Only a prostitute's daughter, but she 'had a good hooker!'
Only a used car salesman's daughter, but she 'knew her way around a back seat!'
Only an attorney's daughter, but she 'dotted her 'i's and crossed all her T's!'
She was only a smuggler's daughter, but she 'had the best hiding places!'
Only an actor's daughter, but she 'loved to play!'
Only a caddies daughter, but she 'could carry those bags!'
Only a carpenter's daughter, but I 'loved to hammer her!'
Only a police man's daughter, but I 'loved her line up!'
Only a camper's daughter, but 'every time I saw her I pitched a tent!'
She was only a jockey's daughter, but she 'gave the best rides!'
She was only a pet shop owner's daughter, but I 'dug her puppies!'
Only a sandwich maker's daughter, but I 'loved to eat her!'
Only a stone mason's daughter, but 'was very well sculpted!'
Only a bedding maker's daughter, but she 'sure had nice pillows!'
She was only a gardener's daughter, but she 'had the best rosettes you ever seen!'
Only a gardener's daughter, but she 'sure made my cucumber grow!'
Only a gardener's daughter, but she 'had the best tomato's!'
Only a communist's daughter, but she 'always gave me good Marx!'
Only an ice cream seller's daughter, but 'I loved to lick her!'
Only an alcoholic's daughter, but I 'loved to liquor!'
She was only a reporter's daughter, but she 'knew where to find the dirt!'
Only a security guard's daughter, but 'she used to rip my boxers off!'
She was only a CEO's daughter, but we 'merged and it didn't cost millions!'
Only an AOL pervert's daughter, but 'we had sigh burr sex!'
Only a dry cleaner's daughter, but she 'left my underwear firmly pressed!'
Only a librarian's daughter, but I 'often looked her up!'
Only a boater's daughter, but she 'had a built in life jacket!'
Only a producer's daughter, but 'when I saw her I always got a hard on!'
She was only a mail man's daughter, but she 'always delivered!'
Only a goalie's daughter, but she 'was an easy score!'
Only a surfer's daughter, but she 'always gave me a woody!'
Only a cosmetologist's daughter, but she 'always put out!'
Only a trucker's daughter, but she 'could take a big load!'
Only an apprentist's daughter, but she 'taught me many things!'
She was only a stock clerk's daughter, but she 'never ran out!'
Only a banker's daughter, but 'her figure always added up!'
Only a 12-stepper's (AA) daughter, but 'we started at thirteen!'
Only a blondes daughter, but she 'was too dumb to know better!'
Only a baker's daughter, but she 'had the sweetest pie!'
She was only a garbage man's daughter, but she 'often let me dump my load!'
Only a machinist's daughter, but she 'was a hell of a grinder!'
Only a welder's daughter, but she 'could melt steel!'
Only a manufacturer's daughter, but her 'baby maker broke down!'
Only a warehouse worker's daughter, but I 'often packed her up!'
She was only a bar room drunk's daughter, but 'had no closing time and never IDed me!'
Only a fruit picker's daughter, but 'man what peaches she had!'
Only a fruit picker's daughter, but she 'had pitless plums!'
Only an illegal alien's daughter, but she 'used her secret on the Border Patrol!'
Only a gambler's daughter, but 'loved it when I rolled her bones!'
Only a drag racer's daughter, but she'd 'blow me and I'd fuel inject her!'
Only a gas station owner's daughter, but she 'let me dip my stick!'
She was only a Master Card holder's daughter, but I 'always fit into her slot!'
Only a TV pastor's daughter, but she 'taught me all about sinning!'
Only a deep sea diver's daughter, but she 'loved to go down!'
Only a zoologist's daughter, but I 'went ape over her!'
Only a biker's daughter, but she 'gave wild rides!'
Only a fireman's daughter, but she 'sure knew her way down a pole!'
She was only a die maker's daughter, but I 'loved all her tools!'
Only a fuel delivery driver's daughter, but she 'was hot as a firecracker!'
She was only a Klansman's daughter, but she 'wouldn't be caught dead under white sheets!'
Only a disc jockey's daughter, but she 'never took commercial breaks!'
Only a mover's daughter, but man she 'wouldn't stop!'
Only a toll collector's daughter, but she 'didn't require exact change!'
Only a clown's daughter, but she 'loved to fool around!'
Only a Mexican chef's daughter, but 'her taco was tasty!'
Only an Italian chef's daughter, but 'knew what to do with my meat balls!'
Only a New Yorker's daughter, but she 'often used the finger!'
She was only a Polack's daughter, but she 'loved my kielbasa!'
Only a Russian's daughter, but 'I loved her borscht!'
Only a Frenchman's daughter, but 'told me all about Paris (Hilton)!'
Only an African's daughter, but she 'could purr. I ain't lion!'
Only an Egyptian's daughter, but 'was always good for a hump, or two!'
She was only a Greek's daughter, but I 'French kissed her a$s!'
Only a Chinaman's daughter, but her 'wok was always cwooking!'
Only a Southern Californian's daughter, but she 'could blow like Santa Anna winds!'
Only a Floridian's daughter, but she 'gave more rides than Disneyland!'
Only a Floridian's daughter, but she 'could blow like a category five hurricane!'
Only a Mississipian's daughter, but she 'had me slurping the blue!'
Only an Englishman's daughter, but she 'loved to Ben Dover!'
Only an Englishman's daughter but she 'had the best crumpets in town!'
Only an Irish man's daughter, but she 'had a special Dublin or nothing!'
Only a Texan's daughter, but 'told me the big in Texas is a myth!'
Only a Muslim's daughter, but she'd 'get on her knees and not face Mecca!'
Only a rabbi's daughter, but her 'bagels were the best!'
Only a Jew's daughter, but she 'had a special Matza balls recipe!'
She was only a Trojan's daughter, but she 'was my favorite condum!'
Only a grave digger's daughter, but she 'knew where to bury the bone!'
Only a calendar makers daughter, but she 'couldn't keep her dates straight!'
She was only a lawyer's daughter, but she 'had the briefest briefs!'
Only a tobacconist's daughter, but she 'soon became a habit!'
Only a janitor's daughter, but she 'knew how to dust my broom!'

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