Entertainment & Music - 9 June 2006

a stoner comedy I have never seen or heard of. What is the movie about?

2006-06-09 11:26:33 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

2006-06-09 11:25:29 · 9 answers · asked by dynamiccharge 2 in Television

2006-06-09 11:24:57 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

This is really a great suspense...!!!!!











Read it carefully to know what it is.
















A man is driving down the road and breaks
down near a monastery.
















He goes to the monastery, knocks on the door,
















and says, My car broke down. Do you think...
















I could stay the night?

























The monks graciously accept him, feed him dinner,
















even fix his car. As the man tries to fall asleep,

















he hears a strange sound. The next morning,
















he asks the monks what the sound was,
















but they say, We can't tell you.
















You're not a monk.





















The man is disappointed but thanks them anyway
















and goes about his merry way.
















Some years later, the same man breaks down
















in front of the same monastery.
















The monks again accept him, feed him,
















even fix his car.


















That night, he hears the same strange noise
















that he had heard years earlier.
















The next morning, he asks what it is,
















but the monks reply, We can't tell you.












You're not a monk.
















The man says, All right, all right.
















I'm dying to know. If the only way
















I can find out what that sound was is to become a monk,
















how do I become a monk?
















The monks reply, You must travel the earth
















and tell us how many blades of grass there are
















and the exact number of sand pebbles.
















When you find these numbers,
















you will become a monk.


















The man sets about his task.
















Some forty-five years later,
















he returns and knocks on the door of the monastery.
















He says, I have traveled the earth
















and have found what you have asked for.
















There are 145,236,284,232 blades of grass
















and 231,281,219,999,129,382 sand pebbles on the earth.
















The monks reply, Congratulations.
















You are now a monk. We shall now show you




the way to the sound.




























The monks lead the man to a wooden door,
















where the head monk says,
















The sound is right behind that
















door.


















The man reaches for the knob,
















but the door is locked. He says, Real funny.
















May I have the key?




















The monks give him the key, and he opens the door.

















Behind the wooden door is




























another door made of stone.
















The man demands the key to the stone door.
















The monks give him the key, and he opens it,
















only to find a door made of ruby.
















He demands another key from the monks,
















who provide it. Behind that door is another
















door, this one made of sapphire.
















So it went until the man had gone through
















doors of emerald, silver, topaz, and amethyst.
















Finally, the monks say,
















This is the last key to the last





















door.




















The man is relieved to no end.
















He unlocks the door,
















turns the knob,
















and behind that door















he is amazed to find























the source of that strange sound is...

































But I can't tell you what it is because




















you're not a monk.





















DON'T HUNT ME DOWN BECAUSE


I'M STILL HUNTING THE PERSON


WHO SENT ME THIS !











AGGGGRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRHHHHHHHHHH

2006-06-09 11:24:57 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-06-09 11:23:58 · 23 answers · asked by alejandro_alco 1 in Music

2006-06-09 11:23:33 · 7 answers · asked by J♥dida 3 in Movies

2006-06-09 11:23:22 · 17 answers · asked by watty 2 in Other - Entertainment

2006-06-09 11:22:38 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

hillary duff what would you tell her right before hand!?lol

2006-06-09 11:21:53 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

The previews look funny, I can't wait to see it!!!

2006-06-09 11:21:48 · 28 answers · asked by sam79241 3 in Movies

If you like backstreet boys or Nsync say your favorite song here.

2006-06-09 11:21:37 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

i need a sight that i can get music 4 free and no mebership thats not lime wire

2006-06-09 11:21:04 · 5 answers · asked by teddy 1 in Music

feel free to add your favourite track.

2006-06-09 11:19:56 · 24 answers · asked by Sherlock 6 in Music

ex: jessica alba brad pitt

2006-06-09 11:18:48 · 5 answers · asked by waterlily612786 1 in Movies

2006-06-09 11:14:44 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

I have the full set of Marvel master pieces '93, and Hoalo series of SuperMan '96, and several singles '91-'95.

2006-06-09 11:14:42 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Comics & Animation

I need one that actually works and no lime wire or kazza

2006-06-09 11:13:56 · 8 answers · asked by element_adio_proskater 2 in Music

i love that song to bad the guys on it r gay lol the vidio is so funny

2006-06-09 11:13:43 · 26 answers · asked by Samanta M 1 in Music

Does any have the choreogrphy of that dance? Particularly during Sean Paul's second verse.

2006-06-09 11:12:33 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

I think the song was out maybe two or three years ago and I think it did well on the country charts (at least I remember hearing it quite often at the time). I know it was done by a male country artist, but not a really big name like garth brooks or alan jackson.

2006-06-09 11:09:53 · 4 answers · asked by Charmbo 1 in Music

2006-06-09 11:09:03 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2006-06-09 11:08:14 · 17 answers · asked by HERNANDO THE TRAIN BANDIT 2 in Music

2006-06-09 11:07:38 · 17 answers · asked by torontofabsingle 2 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-06-09 11:06:02 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-06-09 11:04:40 · 4 answers · asked by Paris J 1 in Music

Which of these rap songs do you like the most?(If you've heard them)
Its goin down-Yung Joc
Snap Yo Fingers-Lil Jon, E-40, Sean Paul
U and Dat-E-40, T-Pain
Ridin Remix-Chamillionaire
What You Know-T.I.
Gettin Some-Shawnna
Im N Luv WIt A Stripper Remix-T-Pain,Twista,Paul Wall

2006-06-09 11:03:29 · 21 answers · asked by Reppin_tha_918 2 in Music

In my opinion i seriously hate that song
she is so stupid
she is just a spoiled big foot rich girl

2006-06-09 11:02:59 · 22 answers · asked by Julie V 1 in Celebrities

is it possible or am i just chasin an illusive dream

2006-06-09 11:01:47 · 77 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-06-09 11:01:39 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

Big fan of electronica and just loved this album in the same way i enjoyed The Cocteau twins and Liz Fraser (who was in my year at high school..nice girl, really) and This Mortal Coil.... I grew up with Kraftwerk, Soft Cell et al , so anyone with a similar taste please add a suggestion. PS Im not a big fan of Miss Kittin!.. Big ambient washy electronica pls..

2006-06-09 11:01:08 · 1 answers · asked by Sherlock 6 in Music