1. When you are sad, I will get you drunk and plot revenge against the sorry ******* that made you sad.
2. When you are blue, I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
3. When you smile, I will know you finally got laid
4. When you are scared, I will bust on you about it every chance I get.
5. When you are worried, I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be and to QUIT WHINING!
6. When you are confused, I will use 'lil words...lol
7. When you are sick, (JJ) stay the hell away from me!
8. When you fall, I will poing and laugh at your clumsy @ss.
This is my oath that I pledge to the end.
Why, may you ask?
Because you are my friend!
And always remember, a good friend will help you move...
A REALLY good friend will help you move a body....
Let me Know if I ever need to bring a shovel!
2007-12-30
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