1. When you are sad, I will get you drunk and plot revenge against the sorry ******* that made you sad.
2. When you are blue, I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
3. When you smile, I will know you finally got laid
4. When you are scared, I will bust on you about it every chance I get.
5. When you are worried, I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be and to QUIT WHINING!
6. When you are confused, I will use 'lil words...lol
7. When you are sick, (JJ) stay the hell away from me!
8. When you fall, I will poing and laugh at your clumsy @ss.
This is my oath that I pledge to the end.
Why, may you ask?
Because you are my friend!
And always remember, a good friend will help you move...
A REALLY good friend will help you move a body....
Let me Know if I ever need to bring a shovel!
2007-12-30 08:11:35 · 21 answers · asked by ? 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Of course, I will still love ya, shrebee!! I was going to text this to you but........???? You got some 'splainin' to do!! lol
2007-12-30 08:36:35 · update #1
Sounds like my idea of a friend. And I know just whose body we could bury, and someone else who would also like to help. LOL
2007-12-30 10:01:00 · answer #1 · answered by Sara 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That gives the points of a perfect friend in my book!
2007-12-31 01:08:04 · answer #2 · answered by dizzkat 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sure! You're a good "little chickie!" x)
We'd be like "two peas in a pod!"
Have you ever noticed --
Some people are touchy,
... Some people are easy to touch,
...... And some are just "touched!" x)
I am "touched" by your thoughtfulness!
Have a HOPPY NEW YEAR! ... from "the rabbit!" x)
2007-12-30 17:02:10 · answer #3 · answered by Jack Rabbit 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Lisa,
Please use 'lil words with me..I confuzzle so easily...lol...
Who couldn't love yah? lol
People that really know you, know that you're a really good friend..and this was just HUMOR...
People that don't have a sense of humor are basically screwed in this life!
You are one true friend! :0)
2007-12-30 16:32:06 · answer #4 · answered by J.D. is away 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I already consider you a good friend, but this just gives you bonus points w/ me! lol
2007-12-31 12:39:06 · answer #5 · answered by ♥bigmamma♥ 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You had me at #3, lost me at #8.
2007-12-30 16:16:42 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL,you can have my sorry @ss.Thats the best pick me up ive had all morning! And if you cant txt me will you still love me!! im stil working on it.cheers :)
2007-12-30 16:29:40 · answer #7 · answered by shrebee 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I have access to a backhoe if you need a bigger shovel...lol. J/K!
Keep smiling,
John
2007-12-30 17:50:27 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Yes and you never have to thank a friend...just be thankfull that you have a friend!
2007-12-30 16:16:03 · answer #9 · answered by Kelly K 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lisa, you're not that kind of friend~ you're much too nice to be that mean!! =)
2007-12-30 16:25:43 · answer #10 · answered by ~*Bella*~ 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋