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I starred out my window,
and saw Doner & Prancer
Santa was out there face down on the ground,
drunk as a punk and looked like a clown.
So I rifled his bag, took all of the toys,
them I handed them out to all the good girls & boys.
The Reindeer were rowdy, the Reindeer were mean,
so I offered them a bottle of Kalua & Cream.
We toasted each other through 1/2 of the night,
now they were ready to look for a fight.
So they serched for the ones who were naughty not nice.
By 4 in the morning, we were all drunk as hell
they through on the cuffs and took us to jail.
This is my one call .... would you please come and make bail
sincerely, jerry aka poet man
54 years & still going strong =)
2007-12-24
09:12:09
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