You have to be crooked to be a good President, Also run around on your wife and lie a lot. Do you qualify?
On election day be sure and give out free whiskey and others won't care if you are good or not just make their pockets jingle.
2007-12-24 09:10:31
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answer #1
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answered by Anonymous
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I Would you vote for you if you ran for President of the USA.Only if i knew more stuff about you.
Your platform IS simple (COOKIES AND MILK FOR EVERYONE)
You should at more stuff to your platform (UNLESS YOU WERE KIDDING)
Overall i would vote for you.
PS:republican or democrats
2007-12-24 09:19:28
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answered by Anonymous
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Hehe with the cookies and milk you're getting Santa and Cookie monster's votes as well as mine =]
2007-12-24 09:11:22
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answered by Anonymous
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Well, are you as determined as Hillary, as personable as Obama and as determined as Giuliani? Or are you are War mongering, oil hoarding, intelligence-lacking, blundering fool
who says 'nuke-yu-ler.' It REALLY makes a difference to get my vote.
Yeah, you say 'cookies and milk' to the public but when you get home it's eggnog loaded with Jack Daniels!! We know.
2007-12-24 09:15:31
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answered by ? 7
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I would vote for the person who could force companies like Microsoft to only hire American workers, so they could feed their families. I don't care how over-populated and poor the other places are, we need to look after our own first.
2007-12-24 09:14:05
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answered by freespirit 6
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I wouldn't vote since I'm from Europe, but we love cookies and milk as well.
2007-12-24 09:10:51
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answered by Flavia 2
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Depends on what kind of cookie and if I could have something else besides milk. I'm lactose intolerant.
2007-12-24 09:11:09
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answered by Anonymous
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"Cookies and milk for everyone"
means
"Tax dollars to pay for cookies and milk for everyone." The only hand I want in my back pocket, where I keep my wallet, is mine. So, no.
2007-12-24 09:11:49
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answered by shaken & stirred 3
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Normally, I would vote for anyone with Zombie in their name. But sorry, I voting for Zombie Eldon. he's offering pretzels and beer.
2007-12-24 09:25:18
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answered by 2jaxx 5
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Sorry pal, you lost my vote. I'm beyond cookies and milk.
2007-12-24 09:12:30
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answered by Anonymous
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