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I starred out my window,
and saw Doner & Prancer
Santa was out there face down on the ground,
drunk as a punk and looked like a clown.
So I rifled his bag, took all of the toys,
them I handed them out to all the good girls & boys.
The Reindeer were rowdy, the Reindeer were mean,
so I offered them a bottle of Kalua & Cream.
We toasted each other through 1/2 of the night,
now they were ready to look for a fight.
So they serched for the ones who were naughty not nice.
By 4 in the morning, we were all drunk as hell
they through on the cuffs and took us to jail.
This is my one call .... would you please come and make bail
sincerely, jerry aka poet man
54 years & still going strong =)
2007-12-24 09:12:09 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Yes Jerry I will come for you...your good friend Missy......to the rescue!!! LOL =D
2007-12-24 09:32:21 · answer #1 · answered by F-1 says KISS IT! 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Funny
2007-12-24 09:19:30 · answer #2 · answered by worldstiti 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Nice try my sweet. Happy Christmas to you and the people you care about.X
2007-12-24 09:17:00 · answer #3 · answered by Ilkie 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
HAHA nice.!!!!
I coulda swore rudolph punched my lights out earlier but I wasnt sure waht that was
2007-12-24 09:16:31 · answer #4 · answered by Dan. 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I like that, keep up the work!
2007-12-24 09:16:13 · answer #5 · answered by !!BamBam's Mom!! 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's so cute babe! I'll come bail you out!
2007-12-24 10:24:52 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
not bad happy christmas
2007-12-24 09:15:30 · answer #7 · answered by FRANK B 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha nice...merry christmas jerry...and happy new year!
2007-12-24 09:15:28 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
very good :) but you spelt doner as in the kebab :)
2007-12-24 09:15:06 · answer #9 · answered by sunshineee (: 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
yes that is great
2007-12-24 09:20:53 · answer #10 · answered by ♥♥♥♥ 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋