Polls & Surveys - 24 November 2007

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2007-11-24 16:05:53 · 25 answers · asked by lucy diamond 6

would you ever date a girl that had blonde hair blue eyes and had a great personality and she was sweet,funny,smart,crazy but fun to be around and you guys had a lot in commen and you liked the same things got along great then would you dump her for a s.l.u.t. so would you p.s.please tell me

2007-11-24 16:05:16 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-11-24 16:05:10 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous

I'm really bad in english, would you clarify this for me???

2007-11-24 16:04:37 · 16 answers · asked by Mojitabean 4

Okay, so I was absent for class because I got checked out. I went and talked to my teacher to get make up work. She didn't say anything about workbook pages.

So, a couple days later I'm sitting in her class and she says workbook pages are due on Monday. I raised my hand and said, "I think I was absent for those pages." She said, "Well, then you should've come and talked to me." I said, "I did come and talk to you.." She said that she's been reminding the class everyday about the pages (which she hasn't). I just say okay to end the conversation. So after class I ask if there's anything I can do to make up those pages and she just replies with a blunt "no."

Ahh, I can't stand her.. Sorry if this sounds all whiny and stuff but I guess I just have to vent or something..

2007-11-24 16:03:07 · 18 answers · asked by reel big fish is latin for sexy. 3

if so, what does it say? ♥

2007-11-24 16:02:52 · 14 answers · asked by Mrs. Heartbreak kid 3

2007-11-24 16:02:45 · 11 answers · asked by Princess Purple 7

What if the neighbours are watching?

2007-11-24 16:02:16 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous

90's right here :]

2007-11-24 16:01:26 · 103 answers · asked by Boo! 6

I love fried pork dumplings and fried artichoke hearts

2007-11-24 16:01:25 · 61 answers · asked by Anonymous

Pls star if worthy...thx....


Computer Diagnosis
One day Bill complained to his friend that his elbow really hurt. His friend suggested that he go to a computer at the drug store that can diagnose anything quicker and cheaper than a doctor.
''Simply put in a sample of your urine and the computer will diagnose your problem and tell you what you can do about it. It only costs $10." Bill figured he had nothing to lose, so he filled a jar with a urine sample and went to the drug store. Finding the computer, he poured in the sample and deposited the $10. The computer started making some noise and various lights started flashing. After a brief pause out popped a small slip of paper on which was printed: "You have tennis elbow. Soak your arm in warm water. Avoid heavy lifting. It will be better in two weeks."
Later that evening while thinking how amazing this new technology was and how it would change medical science forever, he began to wonder if this machine could be fooled. He mixed together some tap water, a stool sample from his dog and urine samples from his wife and daughter. To top it off, he masturbated into the concoction. He went back to the drug store, located the machine, poured in the sample and deposited the $10. The computer again made the usual noise and printed out the following message:
"Your tap water is too hard. Get a water softener. Your dog has worms. Get him vitamins. Your daughter is using cocaine. Put her in a rehabilitation clinic. Your wife is pregnant with twin girls. They aren't yours. Get a lawyer. And if you don't stop jerking off, your tennis elbow will never get better."

2007-11-24 16:01:13 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous

like pizza, nachos, mozz sticks, enchiladas, etc.? because i find myself craving these things all. the. time.

2007-11-24 16:00:24 · 35 answers · asked by Anonymous

or do you think it's ugly?

2007-11-24 16:00:03 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous

Lyrics: Hey Mr.SEND MY BABY HOME........
THIS DECEMBER, I DON'T WANT TO BE ALL ALONE!!!
SONG & ARTIST?

2007-11-24 15:58:57 · 10 answers · asked by tim b 5

2007-11-24 15:58:40 · 15 answers · asked by Buddy Hodor 7

Both are fun to accumulate.

2007-11-24 15:58:06 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous

Or is it a secret?

2007-11-24 15:57:49 · 24 answers · asked by Sister Wench 2

I text a lot of times a day! But not lately(i got my phone taken away) :( I can also txt w/o looking! yay me! My brother texts like 500 times a day! He can text w/o looking too. Hes been through 6 Choclate phones and 4 krazers because hes so hard on it bcause of all his txting. Also, Who do you txt the most? I text my BFF the most!

2007-11-24 15:57:20 · 10 answers · asked by K 2

This is just a very short cute joke laugh out loud or just smile:)
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> > My wife came home the other night and told me to take off her blouse.
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> > Then she told me to take off her skirt.
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> > Then she told me not to wear her clothes anymore.
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2007-11-24 15:57:12 · 9 answers · asked by Penny Mae 7

I hate those stupid air kisses. If you are going to kiss, then just DO it!

2007-11-24 15:56:45 · 22 answers · asked by Lisa the Pooh 7

2007-11-24 15:56:32 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-11-24 15:56:27 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-11-24 15:55:38 · 36 answers · asked by [[Princess For The Day]] 2

2007-11-24 15:55:01 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-11-24 15:54:32 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous

Ready? Set. GO!

What is your favorite Janis Joplin song?
The song closest to my favorite Joplin song gets a best answer.

2007-11-24 15:54:28 · 30 answers · asked by Amanda Overmeyer-Janis of today! 5

i worked 2:15 - 11pm today and tommrow i work 7am-3:45. how can they do that. these hours suck!

2007-11-24 15:54:19 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-11-24 15:54:19 · 45 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-11-24 15:54:18 · 16 answers · asked by rockman 7

2007-11-24 15:53:53 · 13 answers · asked by Heatherlikesleather 3