Polls & Surveys - 28 November 2007

do you make others feel warm?
are you the honey to which all the bees swarm?

2007-11-28 23:56:20 · 14 answers · asked by jas j 4

"Doctor, I have an ear ache."
2000 B.C.- "Here, eat this root."
1000 B.C.- "That root is heathen, say this prayer."
1850 A.D.- "That prayer is superstition, drink this potion."
1940 A.D.- "That potion is snake oil, swallow this pill."
1985 A.D.- "That pill is ineffective, take this antibiotic."
2000 A.D.- "That antibiotic is artificial. Here, eat this root!"

2007-11-28 23:53:42 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous

...were less rude & more helpful?

2007-11-28 23:52:25 · 19 answers · asked by C* Moonlight Dreamer 5

2007-11-28 23:52:13 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-11-28 23:47:27 · 40 answers · asked by tulip 4

Mine do.lol

2007-11-28 23:45:41 · 33 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-11-28 23:44:47 · 16 answers · asked by Ron L 4

I'm flying to New Zealand this weekend and I hope that I can meet somebody special. I'm pretty bored with the men I know now.

2007-11-28 23:44:26 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-11-28 23:44:18 · 17 answers · asked by Ron L 4

Woke up with a banging head ache, stepped outside the front door to go to work and found two builders digging up my front garden (i live on a new development so this happens all too often), argued with the builders for while, went for the bus (which i had missed due to arguement with builders), got to work (eventually) to find that nothing had been done while i had my day off yesterday and now ive just been for a cig break and was nearly ran over by yet another builder! Starting to wish he had actually run me over....at least id have got the rest of the day off! Is there anybody out there thats having a worse day?

2007-11-28 23:43:58 · 27 answers · asked by Big Boobs McGee 4

And Why are you on here and not working?
Im on here because im kinda on a break but also really bored.... im supposed to be doing data entry.

2007-11-28 23:42:47 · 8 answers · asked by hobknob 2

your armpit and legs ?

2007-11-28 23:42:45 · 16 answers · asked by 2 guitars and 1 amb 3

I recoreded my sister's snoring while she was asleep and gave it to her to listen.She didn't believe that it was her snoring.LOL

2007-11-28 23:42:24 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous

that us men don't get PMS or PMT or menopausal or any of that other stuff that women insist on puttin us poor guys through

how come women got all got all the luck........

2007-11-28 23:42:08 · 29 answers · asked by SHARKY Xl 5

Is it ok if the whole world knows about someone's personal life?

2007-11-28 23:41:30 · 9 answers · asked by Ron L 4

I will use easy words, so you can un-der-stand.

2007-11-28 23:41:09 · 42 answers · asked by Bumumble 3

2007-11-28 23:39:38 · 8 answers · asked by Ron L 4

when you have a moose at home?

2007-11-28 23:38:58 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-11-28 23:38:33 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-11-28 23:38:27 · 28 answers · asked by tulip 4

If yes here's something to help you:
A Diet Prayer

Lord, My soul is ripped with riot
incited by my wicked diet.
"We Are What We Eat," said a wise old man!
and, Lord, if that's true, I'm a garbage can.

I want to rise on Judgment Day, that's plain!
but at my present weight, I'll need a crane.
So grant me strength, that I may not fall
into the clutches of cholesterol.

May my flesh with carrot-curls be sated,
that my soul may be poly unsaturated
And show me the light, that I may bear witness
to the President's Council on Physical Fitness.

And at oleomargarine I'll never mutter,
for the road to Hell is spread with butter.
And cream is cursed; and cake is awful;
and Satan is hiding in every waffle.

Mephistopheles lurks in provolone;
the Devil is in each slice of baloney,
Beelzebub is a chocolate drop,
and Lucifer is a lollipop.

Give me this day my daily slice
but, cut it thin and toast it twice.
I beg upon my dimpled knees,
deliver me from jujubees.

And when my days of trial are done,
and my war with malted milk is won,
Let me stand with Heavenly throng,
In a shining robe--size 30 long.

I can do it Lord, If You'll show to me,
the virtues of lettuce and celery.
If You'll teach me the evil of mayonnaise,
of pasta a la Milannaise
potatoes a la Lyonnaise
and crisp-fried chicken from the South.

Lord, if you love me, shut my mouth.

2007-11-28 23:35:18 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous

do you like it in brine, springwater, sunflower oil, or something else, and why? also, does it make the tuna taste any different?

2007-11-28 23:35:14 · 19 answers · asked by lolcat <3 4

i pout when me and a friend is messing around.. i think i have a cute lil pouty face lol

2007-11-28 23:35:01 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-11-28 23:33:39 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous

I am from the south and I am proud of it.
So what if I say yall or whatever else I wanna say.

Anyways if you support our troops give me a star!

2007-11-28 23:31:25 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous

Or is it just a myth.

2007-11-28 23:30:36 · 38 answers · asked by Anonymous

Meaning:
Race
Lufestyle
Relationship status
Virgin or not
Location(i.e. burbs,hood etc)
Personality
http://i208.photobucket.com/albums/bb67/Tiaad/tb184.jpg

2007-11-28 23:29:46 · 2 answers · asked by Allie G 1

2007-11-28 23:29:34 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous

so this guest at my hotel was supposed to have a taxi from here to the airport and the cab was running late and she is throwing a fit because her flight leaves in LESS THAN AN HOUR!! WTF? Don't people know that you should plan for these contingencies when you travel? Why would you be pissed at the hotel front desk guy because the CAB that YOU called is running late? TELL ME PLEASE!?!?!?!?

2007-11-28 23:29:09 · 3 answers · asked by Patrick E 6

Should they use satellite navigation to prevent from getting so lost?

2007-11-28 23:28:03 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous