Are you on a diet?

Question

If yes here's something to help you:
A Diet Prayer

Lord, My soul is ripped with riot
incited by my wicked diet.
"We Are What We Eat," said a wise old man!
and, Lord, if that's true, I'm a garbage can.

I want to rise on Judgment Day, that's plain!
but at my present weight, I'll need a crane.
So grant me strength, that I may not fall
into the clutches of cholesterol.

May my flesh with carrot-curls be sated,
that my soul may be poly unsaturated
And show me the light, that I may bear witness
to the President's Council on Physical Fitness.

And at oleomargarine I'll never mutter,
for the road to Hell is spread with butter.
And cream is cursed; and cake is awful;
and Satan is hiding in every waffle.

Mephistopheles lurks in provolone;
the Devil is in each slice of baloney,
Beelzebub is a chocolate drop,
and Lucifer is a lollipop.

Give me this day my daily slice
but, cut it thin and toast it twice.
I beg upon my dimpled knees,
deliver me from jujubees.

And when my days of trial are done,
and my war with malted milk is won,
Let me stand with Heavenly throng,
In a shining robe--size 30 long.

I can do it Lord, If You'll show to me,
the virtues of lettuce and celery.
If You'll teach me the evil of mayonnaise,
of pasta a la Milannaise
potatoes a la Lyonnaise
and crisp-fried chicken from the South.

Lord, if you love me, shut my mouth.

Answer 1

hey surgar

you know i love you

smooch

Answer 2

forget weight-reduction plan I devour like a horse and that i purely weigh 9 stone. it is what works for me: devour commonly, if a chance each 3 hours, even as your body realises that it truly is getting a fave grant of nutrition it will develop it truly is metabolism, burning energy faster and is way less probable to save energy as fat. even as eating attempt to devour countless severe protein ingredients and do not go too puzzling on the carbs. try go basic on trans and saturated fat even if you're allowed the unusual take care of. Drink a lot of water! a minimum of one gallon in line with day. Tea, espresso and fizzy beverages are o.ok.yet they don' count number in route of your established water intake. As for exercising I carry out a touch mild weight coaching 4 days per week and cardiovascular (i exploit a rowing device) 2 days per week with one days relax. there's a effortless perception that doing cardiovascular exercising on an empty abdomen helps burn energy. it is absolute garbage do no longer do it. Weight coaching is an outstanding theory as muscle groups burns countless means, even even as you sleep. you do not ought to change into Mr/Mrs universe yet any fat tissue that you'll convert to muscle groups gained't purely make you look better yet develop your metabolism. Getting countless sleep is likewise significant even as attempting to construct muscle. solid success

Answer 3

I'm supposed to be on a diet but not doing a very good job of it. At least I don't have dimpled knees. lol

Answer 4

I'm atheists and anti theists.

Yes I'm always on a diet.

Answer 5

Yes.

Answer 6

Yes, I am on a diet.

Answer 7

im on a crazy diet

Answer 8

hahaha

Answer 9

lol thats good