A. Before criticizing someone, walk a mile in their shoes, that way when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.
B. When Armageddon comes, it would be good to be an Olympic athlete, because running real fast and jumping over stuff could come in handy.
C. I bet the main reason the police keep people away from a plane crash is they don't want anybody walking in and lying down in the crash stuff, then when somebody comes up act like they just woke up and go, "What was that?!"
D. The only thing that makes me believe in UFOs is that, sometimes I lose stuff.
E. Ambition is like a venus fly trap. If a frog were to sit on it, the fly trap could bite and bite but it wouldn't hurt the frog because it only has tiny little plant teeth. Then some other stuff could happen and that would be like
If yall could respon with a letter or somethin that would be great
Thanx
2007-11-03
16:13:57
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