Hey guys Im a senior and need a good quote.....my friend found these... which should I pick?

Question

A. Before criticizing someone, walk a mile in their shoes, that way when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.

B. When Armageddon comes, it would be good to be an Olympic athlete, because running real fast and jumping over stuff could come in handy.

C. I bet the main reason the police keep people away from a plane crash is they don't want anybody walking in and lying down in the crash stuff, then when somebody comes up act like they just woke up and go, "What was that?!"

D. The only thing that makes me believe in UFOs is that, sometimes I lose stuff.

E. Ambition is like a venus fly trap. If a frog were to sit on it, the fly trap could bite and bite but it wouldn't hurt the frog because it only has tiny little plant teeth. Then some other stuff could happen and that would be like

If yall could respon with a letter or somethin that would be great

Thanx

Answer 1

I love "A" - it has a surprise ending to a familiar story. Very funny and still has a point.

Answer 2

How about "Screw you guys, I'm going home!"?

Or "Before you attempt to beat the odds, make sure you can survive the odds beating you."

"If you're beautiful on the outside, people will forgive you for being irritating to the core."

"The key to success is knowing who to blame for your failures."

"None of us is as dumb as all of us."

"What lies behind us and what lies before us are small matters compared to what lies right to our faces."

"Luck can't last a lifetime unless you die young."

Or my favorite: "Your role may be thankless, but if you're willing to give it your all, you just might bring success to those who outlast you."

If none of those is really doing it for you, you could do what I did: Just blow off everyone in your class and follow music and comic strips through your senior year.

Answer 3

Choose A if you want a good but cliched quote
Choose B if you want to be remembered as a funnyman
C if you want to be remembered as funny/random
D if you want to be remembered as a stoner
E. Well just dont pick that one

Answer 4

one of the best quotes i ever read in a Senior Yearbook went like this.......

"Hell is Paved with Good Intentions"

but out of your list, letter A made me laugh.

hope this helps ;)

Answer 5

the best one is A .. the rest dont make sense... but i have another good quote that is kind of like A

I'm not saying im perfect, and
I'm not saying im the best, but
before you start pointing fingers
make sure your hands are clean.

Answer 6

haha...I'm a senior too, except these are way cooler then the lame quote I picked

I like A the best, are these Jack Handy?

Answer 7

The only one that is clever (even if it's been used many times) is the first one.

Answer 8

I like the first one (A)

Answer 9

I like D straight and to the point.

Answer 10

Definately A. It's pretty funny. lol