Polls & Surveys - 27 October 2007

Old Barney had been a religious man who was in the hospital, near death. The family called their preacher to stand with them. As the preacher stood next to the bed, Old Barney's condition appeared to deteriorate rapidly and he motioned frantically for something to write on.

The pastor lovingly handed him a pen and a piece of paper, and Old Barney used his last bit of energy to scribble a note... then he dropped the pen and died. The preacher thought it best not to look at the note at that time, so he placed it in his jacket pocket.

At the funeral, as he was finishing up the euology when, he realised that he was wearing the same jacket that he was wearing when Old Barney Fred died.

He said, "You know, Old Barney handed me a note just before he died. I haven't looked at it, but knowing Barney, I'm sure there's a word of inspiration there for us all."

He opened the note, and read out loud, "Hey, you're standing on my oxygen tube!"
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2007-10-27 18:28:40 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-10-27 18:27:22 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous

Childrens book I mean

Mine was Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs. I would dream of living in a world where it rained food.....

Yours?

2007-10-27 18:27:15 · 19 answers · asked by meep meep 7

i give kit-kats, i like them frozen

2007-10-27 18:24:52 · 31 answers · asked by JOSEPH J 2

2007-10-27 18:23:18 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-10-27 18:22:54 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-10-27 18:22:14 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous

i did before the kiddo's came along.

2007-10-27 18:21:56 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous

it's 10:15 pm where I am...

2007-10-27 18:18:53 · 40 answers · asked by DoUreallywantme2answerthat 4

Whats your favorite color?
Dogs or cats?
Favorite season?
Do you use high speed or dial up?
Do you watch wrestling?
If so whose your favorite wrestler?
Favorite video game?
Should I change my avatar?
Do you hate rubber Croc shoes?
What state or province that you live in?
Water or energy drink?
How many TVs do you have?
How many computers.
Pizza or deep fried chicken?
Do you miss avatar games?

2007-10-27 18:17:58 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous

It's about 7 for me...and I graduated a LONG time ago...lol

2007-10-27 18:17:48 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-10-27 18:16:37 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous

is that a spiders comparision of a human female having two less ribs???

2007-10-27 18:16:13 · 11 answers · asked by Sea Eagle 6

2007-10-27 18:14:51 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous

Is being an adult a learned behavior?

2007-10-27 18:14:00 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous

After looking at her flicker pics...Steve says that would be a definite...Wow!!

2007-10-27 18:13:44 · 32 answers · asked by Anonymous

how much money do you carry around in your wallet?

2007-10-27 18:13:22 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous

do you have the ANSWER???

2007-10-27 18:11:01 · 44 answers · asked by ♪♪ Serabi ♪♪ 5

2007-10-27 18:10:48 · 9 answers · asked by Sea Eagle 6

so heres 4 dutchess the lady who dont give candy do this yes its mean take toilet paper throw it all around trees let it be hanging from trees get horse poop big gobs put it in a brown paper bag set on stone steps or in yard light fire to it then run or put poop on her wind shield that silly foam spray on the wind shield or use shaving cream wipe dog poop on the mail box top lid you pull open is that better to read now for halloween

2007-10-27 18:10:19 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-10-27 18:10:07 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous

ELLO :D

2007-10-27 18:08:29 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-10-27 18:08:27 · 18 answers · asked by ? 2

go to this link and tell me what you think?

http://atlanta.craigslist.org/apa/457045989.html

We are wanting to move by dec. 1st and then i came across this ad. Tell me what you all think, is this for real or is this guy a scam artist?

2007-10-27 18:08:23 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous

please please please please let it be so!
i want him to comme soooo badddllyyyy!!

what if i'm too old?
what if i'm to cool?

OH NO HURRY AND DO SOMETHING CHILDISH

*plays with cars and leggos*

ahH!H!HH! what should i DOOO THERES LIKE ONLY, 2 months ish left!
AHHhhH

2007-10-27 18:07:38 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous

in your dreams?

2007-10-27 18:04:34 · 31 answers · asked by nickson faction 7

I do, but not white chocolate.

2007-10-27 18:04:28 · 33 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-10-27 18:04:02 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous

what did you think of it?

2007-10-27 18:03:30 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous

is it wierd that i wish my name were slav (slave) but spelled without the e. i dont mean it in a sexual way r anythin. i believe it to be very creative. maybe i'll get even cooler and spell it without the a! lol SLV sexy isnt it?!

2007-10-27 18:02:56 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous