Time for a re-hash of an old favourite - get your report abuse button ready...
10) Madeline found Bin Laden, who was relieved that she only said, "my turn to hide, close your eyes and count to 100" - neither have been found since.
9) She's under the bed (whether hiding from Bin Laden or not).
8) Alien abduction.
7) There never was a Madeline, but the Mcann's have been claiming bogus child support for the last five years...
6) She has been written into the storyline of an Australian soap - you can just adopt stray kids in Aussie soap land.
5) As everyone with half a brain cell has rejoined the rest of the population and shunned Big Brother, Channel Four are running this bogus abduction as a social experiment.
4) The Pope snaffled her.
3) She's round her mate's house laughing at the search efforts.
2) The Mcann's are keeping her hidden and keeping the "charity" money.
1) She's home alone fending off bungling burglars with cartoon style gadgets...
Or something else???
2007-10-13
06:35:14
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