Time for a re-hash of an old favourite - get your report abuse button ready...
10) Madeline found Bin Laden, who was relieved that she only said, "my turn to hide, close your eyes and count to 100" - neither have been found since.
9) She's under the bed (whether hiding from Bin Laden or not).
8) Alien abduction.
7) There never was a Madeline, but the Mcann's have been claiming bogus child support for the last five years...
6) She has been written into the storyline of an Australian soap - you can just adopt stray kids in Aussie soap land.
5) As everyone with half a brain cell has rejoined the rest of the population and shunned Big Brother, Channel Four are running this bogus abduction as a social experiment.
4) The Pope snaffled her.
3) She's round her mate's house laughing at the search efforts.
2) The Mcann's are keeping her hidden and keeping the "charity" money.
1) She's home alone fending off bungling burglars with cartoon style gadgets...
Or something else???
2007-10-13 06:35:14 · 7 answers · asked by professor_perv 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Since buggerlugs has suffered a similar fate at the hands of the yahoo police, I thought I'd give you all another chance to have a go at this one.
2007-10-13 06:36:12 · update #1
did anyone check under the bed? oooooo harsh! they done it didnt they its obvious i still say the same as day 1 and im not afraid to voice it either!
2007-10-13 06:40:34 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
NOT rising to it
Going to sit in corner, with a stiif drink and enjoy watching
DUCK!!!!!
LOW FLYING PIG
2007-10-13 06:41:14 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Perhaps their bought her, and forgot to pay the bill so the supplier sent the repro man in!!!!!!!
2007-10-13 06:58:05 · answer #3 · answered by Terry M 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
She was abducted by peodos working and sold off into child sex slavery. Please don't report me because this is most likely what happened.
Evidence of a worldwide sex slave conspiracy
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-2102260021948650345&q=rumsfeld+sex&total=39&start=0&num=10&so=0&type=search&plindex=2
http://www.prisonplanet.com/articles/january2006/010106sexslavescandal.htm
http://www.infowars.net/articles/january2007/030107UN_Sex.htm
2007-10-13 06:46:56 · answer #4 · answered by Soul Man 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
to long to readf
2007-10-13 06:40:43 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
no
2007-10-13 06:39:31 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
idk i don't get it but maddy's my dog and shes right behind me resting.
2007-10-13 06:40:54 · answer #7 · answered by (; 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋