Polls & Surveys - 7 October 2007

I have at the moment because they are updating the pipe/sewage system.
I swore just before because one of the machines made a loud noise too.

2007-10-07 07:54:18 · 7 answers · asked by ♆Şрhĩņxy - Lost In Time. 7

2007-10-07 07:53:51 · 15 answers · asked by Tigris 3

I dont......

2007-10-07 07:52:57 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous

#1would u rather make out wit ur dad or some randome homless guy who has herpies #2 would you rather run nude around school or the mall #3 would you rather eat a snake or a taranchela

2007-10-07 07:52:55 · 7 answers · asked by ? 1

I think people in philosophy are the most open minded people.
I think p&s would probably win the rudest catagory, but that's just my opinion =)

2007-10-07 07:51:43 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-10-07 07:51:04 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous

I am trying..... I know.... Very trying.

The best answer will get my vote of best answer.

2007-10-07 07:50:49 · 21 answers · asked by Jane S 3

the macarana? Or do you walk like an eygptian?

2007-10-07 07:50:48 · 11 answers · asked by icemunchies 6

and im not talking about including water from other foods and drinks im talking about 8 actually glasses filled with water

2007-10-07 07:49:42 · 28 answers · asked by Andreu 2

2007-10-07 07:49:35 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-10-07 07:48:47 · 10 answers · asked by ★Star Girl★™ 6

2007-10-07 07:48:44 · 6 answers · asked by FlowerChild 4

Trust the Vet
A woman brought a very limp duck in to a veterinary surgeon. As she lay her pet on the table, the vet pulled out his stethoscope and listened to the bird's chest.

After a moment or two, the vet shook his head sadly and said, "I'm so sorry, your duck has passed away."

The distressed owner wailed, "Are you sure?"

"Yes, I am sure. The duck is dead," he replied.

"How can you be so sure," she protested. "I mean, you haven't done any testing on him or anything. He might just be in a coma or something."

The vet rolled his eyes, turned around and left the room, and returned a few moments later with a black labrador retriever. As the duck's owner looked on in amazement, the dog stood on his hind legs, put his front paws on the examination table, and sniffed the duck from top to bottom. He then looked at the vet with sad eyes and shook his head.

The vet patted the dog and took it out, and returned a few moments later with a cat. The cat jumped up on the table and also sniffed delicately at the bird from head to foot. The cat sat back on it's haunches, shook its head, meowed softly, and strolled out of the room.

The vet looked at the woman and said, "I'm sorry, but as I said, this is most definitely, 100 percent certifiably, a dead duck." Then the vet turned to his computer terminal, hit a few keys and produced a bill, which he handed to the woman. The duck's owner, still in shock, took the bill.

"$150!", she cried, "$150 just to tell me my duck is dead!!"

The vet shrugged. "I'm sorry. If you'd taken my word for it, the bill would have been $20, but with the lab report and the cat scan, it's now $150.00."

2007-10-07 07:48:38 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-10-07 07:48:25 · 14 answers · asked by proofofignorance 3

10 points to the person who gets closest to my appearance!

2007-10-07 07:47:53 · 4 answers · asked by www.hello_there 3

There is someone.....yeah he knows who he is

2007-10-07 07:47:53 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-10-07 07:47:19 · 15 answers · asked by Fireman T 6

2007-10-07 07:47:11 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-10-07 07:46:48 · 11 answers · asked by Rita K 1

azzed answer and stop shy of the submit button, just so you FEEL like you got to put in your two cents without the worry of being violated??? :)

2007-10-07 07:46:00 · 14 answers · asked by Mrzknowitall GCG 4

hey, i can have my bachlors party right before the wedding at the same location, how convenient?

2007-10-07 07:44:46 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-10-07 07:44:43 · 32 answers · asked by The Unknown Soldier 6

I broke my jaw on a bar of chocolate once....

What's your weirdest injury? x

2007-10-07 07:43:45 · 19 answers · asked by Miss Notorious 5

2007-10-07 07:43:33 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous

Lets find out...1, 2, 3 *crunch*, "The world may never know..."

2007-10-07 07:42:53 · 6 answers · asked by Vinteal 4

Does it have to do with the harvest?

2007-10-07 07:42:38 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous

Only one or two makers make this now. everything is solid or invisible soild and a few of the spray kind.

2007-10-07 07:42:35 · 12 answers · asked by Big Daddy R 7

Hope everyone is having a good day today! =D

2007-10-07 07:42:00 · 18 answers · asked by . 6

If you can never leave? And it must be pretty crowded in that Hotel California by now!

2007-10-07 07:41:47 · 16 answers · asked by icemunchies 6

2007-10-07 07:40:25 · 33 answers · asked by Anonymous