A couple saves their money for a vacation on an exclusive golf course. They approach the first tee and see that the fairway is lined with million dollar houses.
The husband turns to his wife and says" honey whatever you do please don't slice the ball on your first shot"
The wife tees off and sure enough she slices the golf ball right through the picture window of the largest house. " Lets go see what this is going to cost us" says the husband.
They peek into the damaged window and see a broken vase and a man sitting on the couch in the front room.
They knock on the door and the man answers. "We're sorry about the window and the vase" says the wife. "It wasn't a vase" said the man, "It was a lamp I was imprisoned in and you set me free I am a genie"
"I will grant you two wishes as long as I get one wish" the Genie said.
The husband responded "Sure".
"For my first wish", the husband says" I want a million dollars". Consider it done says the genie.
"For my second wish, I would like a house in every continent for unlimited vacations" barked the husband. Consider it done says the genie.
The wife asks "What's your wish Genie?" The genie responded " I've been trapped in that lamp for so long, I haven't felt the touch of a woman in over a hundred years, may I make love to your wife?"
"Well I guess so, what do you think" said the husband to his wife. "He did give us the money and all those homes" The wife agreed and she goes upstairs with the genie, where they make wild passionate love for hours.
After they were done the genie turns to the wife and says............................................
"So how long has your husband been believing in Genies?????????????
2007-09-18
12:12:47
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