A couple saves their money for a vacation on an exclusive golf course. They approach the first tee and see that the fairway is lined with million dollar houses.
The husband turns to his wife and says" honey whatever you do please don't slice the ball on your first shot"
The wife tees off and sure enough she slices the golf ball right through the picture window of the largest house. " Lets go see what this is going to cost us" says the husband.
They peek into the damaged window and see a broken vase and a man sitting on the couch in the front room.
They knock on the door and the man answers. "We're sorry about the window and the vase" says the wife. "It wasn't a vase" said the man, "It was a lamp I was imprisoned in and you set me free I am a genie"
"I will grant you two wishes as long as I get one wish" the Genie said.
The husband responded "Sure".
"For my first wish", the husband says" I want a million dollars". Consider it done says the genie.
"For my second wish, I would like a house in every continent for unlimited vacations" barked the husband. Consider it done says the genie.
The wife asks "What's your wish Genie?" The genie responded " I've been trapped in that lamp for so long, I haven't felt the touch of a woman in over a hundred years, may I make love to your wife?"
"Well I guess so, what do you think" said the husband to his wife. "He did give us the money and all those homes" The wife agreed and she goes upstairs with the genie, where they make wild passionate love for hours.
After they were done the genie turns to the wife and says............................................
"So how long has your husband been believing in Genies?????????????
2007-09-18 12:12:47 · 25 answers · asked by sarah 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Michelle that was a good joke! Ah! Ah! , and a good pick up line! Have a nice evening! Thanks alot! Jimmy.
2007-09-18 13:10:15 · answer #1 · answered by Jimmy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, that's not a good thing, nor is it common in healthy, happy relationships...you've got a "thing" for this woman and you need to get over it, or end your marriage and pursue it... Seriously, how would you feel if you knew your wife felt the exact same way about a guy friend you two shared??? Would you be happy for her, or would you feel threatened and insecure that someone else was able to excite her and get her hopes up...that she looked forward to contact from a man other than you... Not very flattering for ones partner, is it???
2016-05-17 23:50:52 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is a lesson to everyone out there....
Don't break the window's on million dollar homes and then have agree to let your wife have sex with the genie that says you set him free. You'll be sorry....
2007-09-18 12:24:05 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
He he, where you hear that, must print it off, to tell mates,
Thanks too, i was just in need of some light hearted humor,not had any or a while.
Will try and remember some of my classics,been on my laptop all day and night 4 days,well almost, cant seemto switch off prob due 2 recent probs with my tam,any way watch out 4 a gag or two,ttnx
2007-09-18 15:28:29 · answer #4 · answered by nottmlayla 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny
2007-09-18 12:17:42 · answer #5 · answered by foxyhdgrl 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
your end was a little off but not by much just people tend to say 'how old is your husband' ' oh he's ...' 'he's...and he Still belives in genies' but it's been said SOOOOO many times in the Yahoo Answer joke section that it's kind of not funny anymore...sorry
2007-09-18 12:22:27 · answer #6 · answered by gothpunkrocker91 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Thank you for sharing that and giving me my first laugh of the day.
2007-09-18 21:40:52 · answer #7 · answered by Paws 'n' Claws 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Didnt see it coming, very funny.
2007-09-18 12:18:24 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Brilliant, I shall be passing this on to my friends.
2007-09-18 12:40:35 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's good i give it a 10 lmao
2007-09-18 12:16:36 · answer #10 · answered by Nora G 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋