>> > Women will understand this! Men should memorize it!
>> >
>> > Every woman knows that there are days in the month when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his hands! This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver's license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, co-worker or significant other!
>> >
>> > DANGEROUS:
>> > SAFER:
>> > SAFEST:
>> > ULTRA SAFE:
>> >
>> > What's for dinner?
>> > Can I help you with dinner?
>> > Where would you like to go for dinner?
>> > Here, have some wine.
>> >
>> > Are you wearing that?
>> > Wow, you sure look good in brown!
>> > WOW! Look at you!
>> > Here, have some wine
>> >
>> > What are you so worked up about?
>> > Could we be overreacting?
>> > Here's my paycheck.
>> > Here, have some wine.
>> >
>> > Should you be eating that?
>> > You know, there are a lot of apples left.
>> > Can I get you a piece of chocolate with that?
>> > Here, have some wine.
>> >
>> > What did you DO all day?
>> > I hope you didn't over-do it today.
>> > I've always loved you in that robe!
>> > Here, have some wine .
>> >
>> >
>> >
>> >
>> >
>> > 13 Things PMS Stands For:
>> > 1. Pass My Shotgun
>> > 2. Psychotic Mood Shift
>> > 3. Perpetual Munching Spree
>> > 4. Puffy Mid-Section
>> > 5. People Make me Sick
>> > 6. Provide Me with Sweets
>> > 7. Pardon My Sobbing
>> > 8. Pimples May Surface
>> > 9. Pass My Sweat pants
>> > 10. P-i-s-s-y Mood Syndrome
>> > 11. Plainly; Men Suck
>> > 12. Pack My Stuff
>> > and my favorite one.
>> > 13. Potential Murder Suspect
>> >
>> > Forward this information to all of your hormonal friends and those who might need a good laugh...
>> > and men who need a warning.
>>
>
2007-09-14
14:55:27
·
8 answers
·
asked by
sarah
5