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Things To Never Say To A Cop
1) I can’t reach my license unless you hold my beer.
2) Hey, you must have been doin’ at least 120 mph to keep up with me…Good job!
3) I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a cop.
4) I almost decided to be a cop, but I decided to finish high school instead.
5) Gee, that gut sure doesn’t inspire confidence.
6) Didn’t I see you get your a*s kicked on COPS?
7) Is it true that people become cops because they’re too dumb to work at McDonald’s?
8) I pay your salary!
9) I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around-that’s how far ahead of me they are.
10) What do you mean, “Have I been drinking?” You’re the trained specialist.
11) Hey, is that a 9 mm? That’s nothing compared to this .44 Magnum.
12) Hey, can you give me another one of those full cavity searches?
2007-09-09
10:43:06
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PRINCEUPP
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