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Things To Never Say To A Cop
1) I can’t reach my license unless you hold my beer.
2) Hey, you must have been doin’ at least 120 mph to keep up with me…Good job!
3) I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a cop.
4) I almost decided to be a cop, but I decided to finish high school instead.
5) Gee, that gut sure doesn’t inspire confidence.
6) Didn’t I see you get your a*s kicked on COPS?
7) Is it true that people become cops because they’re too dumb to work at McDonald’s?
8) I pay your salary!
9) I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around-that’s how far ahead of me they are.
10) What do you mean, “Have I been drinking?” You’re the trained specialist.
11) Hey, is that a 9 mm? That’s nothing compared to this .44 Magnum.
12) Hey, can you give me another one of those full cavity searches?
2007-09-09 10:43:06 · 42 answers · asked by PRINCEUPP 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
lol..no i would never say that..i dont have guts
2007-09-09 10:49:06 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
"11) Hey, is that a 9 mm? That’s nothing compared to this .44 Magnum."
I have said something similar. I have a CCW and under Michigan state law, I have to inform any cop I talk to that I'm armed. They usually confiscate it until the end of whatever they needed to talk to me about.
You never feel more like a badass than when a traffic cop comes up to your door and you get to say "Before we continue, officer, I'm obliged by law to inform you that I have a .45 Heckler & Koch P9S strapped to my ankle."
2007-09-17 02:32:15 · answer #2 · answered by Expat Mike 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol, I wish I could say all those things.. But once I do I would probably end in the slammer,lol. You know how some mean cops are, they can't take a joke. Hey I finally got to answer at least one question of your's,lol. # 3,4, &8, I would really want to say.:P Have a good evening. Ciao:}
2007-09-10 15:23:02 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Some other things not to say to a cop.
1. How's your wife and my kids?
2. I couldn't become a cop because the proctology class was full.
3. You guys are so dumb you couldn't steal a free refill.
I was arrested for number 1.
2007-09-16 18:35:40 · answer #4 · answered by tercentenary98 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Brilliant I WOULD LOVE TO SAY ALL THAT TO A COP it would be worth a night banged up plus a heavy fine [and a black eye]
2007-09-15 13:38:13 · answer #5 · answered by Jim 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Do you know, I don't think I will ever say any of those things to a cop. I guess I'm just strange that way.
2007-09-09 10:50:26 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would only suggest asking these questions if you are planning on spending a night in the county hotel.
2007-09-17 08:28:19 · answer #7 · answered by Slacker 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol That's funny, but i would never say that to a cop. Just think of what they could do to me.
2007-09-10 13:32:15 · answer #8 · answered by musiclover 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you forgot a few
(re: breathalizer)
13.) Suck or Blow officer?
14.) Some one vandalized your car, there's graffiti all over the sides
15.) Can we talk this over with a coffee and a donut officer?
16.) its not mine
2007-09-16 11:58:25 · answer #9 · answered by Strawberry Kissez☻ 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very funny, but no one will have the balls to say it, if someone does, he/she is showing how stupid they are. I am sorry, but you can shoot me but I would never, never say that to a Cop.
There are too many in my family, so I love them and respect them a lot.
You just don't f----- with these guys. Either they will protect you or ....... it's your choice, dude!
2007-09-17 07:18:13 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL
Never have used an excuse like that, but I promise to use one in the near future, ha ha.
2007-09-16 15:35:19 · answer #11 · answered by E E 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋