Polls & Surveys - 28 August 2007

Go to an place where there are white elephants. Bring with you a
muffin (with raisins). Climb a tree. When the white elephant is close,
drop the muffin (with raisins) in front of it. The white elephant will
be happy, and eat the muffin (with raisins). White elephants like
muffins (with raisins). Repeat this procedure for five days in a row.

After the fifth day, the white elephant will be used to its daily muffin
(with rasins). The sixth day you climb the tree, bring with you a muffin
without rasins. Drop the muffin as usual. When the white elephant finds
out that the muffin lacks raisins, it will darken in anger.

And then you catch it the same way as an ordinary grey elephant.

2007-08-28 07:05:41 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous

I get excessively drunk at inappropriate times, disregard social norms, indulge every whim, ignore the consequences of my actions, mock idiots and posers, sleep with more women than is safe or reasonable, and just generally act like a raging ******.

So ladies do you want me to come rescue you? I don't know of any woman who can turn me down, I've got the whole package, I'm handsome, smart, witty and charming.

2007-08-28 07:04:14 · 35 answers · asked by Gods_Gift_2_Women 1

2007-08-28 07:04:05 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous

Sorry for those of you in a drought..You can take my rain!

2007-08-28 07:02:30 · 12 answers · asked by Jesabel 6

That happened to me this morning it was so weird. Dreams can be really powerful.

2007-08-28 07:02:20 · 21 answers · asked by K Girl 6

would you take a 1-way ticket?

Any preferred destination?

2007-08-28 07:02:05 · 36 answers · asked by bruce 4

Just write it down. Mine iss a shell cottage on a cliff overlooking the sea....
OR a cozy cottage out in the country.

What is yours? What stuff is in it? Where is it?

2007-08-28 07:01:40 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous

......that slapped your face because you squirted it on a cheap store bought hot dog....Ouch ....I think some of it got in my eye.

2007-08-28 07:00:37 · 3 answers · asked by Ronatnyu 7

2007-08-28 06:59:35 · 9 answers · asked by richardw69 2

2007-08-28 06:59:23 · 37 answers · asked by Anonymous

if yes whats the best you can cook.

p.s am hungry.

2007-08-28 06:58:46 · 84 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-08-28 06:58:29 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous

I would like to see a Saved by the Bell reunion!!!! A Family Matters Reunion!!! Full House Reunion!!

2007-08-28 06:57:49 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous

Have you noticed when Superman is getting shot at or something he doesn't duck or anything , he takes the bullets, but when they throw him the gun he ducks? lol

2007-08-28 06:57:40 · 12 answers · asked by TEXAS COWGIRL 2

i have and all i got back was insults and filth?

is this person wrong in the head?

2007-08-28 06:57:40 · 7 answers · asked by richardw69 2

This is how I feel...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M25_BBKFR-4

"I'm not crazy I'm just a little unwell
I know right now you can't tell..."

2007-08-28 06:57:37 · 14 answers · asked by Sammy The Surfer 4

I'm kinda thirsty. Should I drink Coke or Sprite?

2007-08-28 06:57:18 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-08-28 06:55:30 · 20 answers · asked by tilly 5

you want to talk to me

2007-08-28 06:55:28 · 9 answers · asked by barefoot lover 2

2007-08-28 06:54:37 · 24 answers · asked by don't touch my mullet 3

2007-08-28 06:54:00 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous

Look at all they do for you, and what do YOU do for them in return... geeez....

2007-08-28 06:53:37 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-08-28 06:53:35 · 13 answers · asked by Ron B. 7

I find it immature and just plain stupid. When would our world learn... -_-

2007-08-28 06:53:30 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous

Have ever thought there was something you should do, but no idea what?

2007-08-28 06:53:13 · 42 answers · asked by gr_bateman 4

2007-08-28 06:53:07 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous

Why does a mosquitos bite make you itch?

I recently have been getting alot of terrible mosquito bites and it made me wonder why a mosquito drawing your blood could turn into such a nasty itch!
Also, if you know of anything good to put on a bite, that would really help! Thanks!

2007-08-28 06:52:19 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous

Dead, of course... Unchopped!

2007-08-28 06:51:06 · 16 answers · asked by Belzetot 5

2007-08-28 06:50:10 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-08-28 06:49:24 · 13 answers · asked by Lindsey girl 3