I get excessively drunk at inappropriate times, disregard social norms, indulge every whim, ignore the consequences of my actions, mock idiots and posers, sleep with more women than is safe or reasonable, and just generally act like a raging ******.
So ladies do you want me to come rescue you? I don't know of any woman who can turn me down, I've got the whole package, I'm handsome, smart, witty and charming.
2007-08-28 07:04:14 · 35 answers · asked by Gods_Gift_2_Women 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
My knight is no longer here,and no i don't need a new one.(especially one that's full of his self)
2007-08-28 07:09:47 · answer #1 · answered by Betty M 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well, young women seem to like to date the careless reckless men. They just want to have fun. However, when they get more mature and want to get married, they want a mature, family and pet friendly, loving, responsible, and employed (has to be a good job of course) man. Which, in other words, means a pretty darn hard to find guy. Even though I am neither of these type of women, I would say that you are not my type of guy. Although you do seem to have a sense of humour.
2016-05-20 01:39:34 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
And how much $$$$$do you make?When was the last time you had an AIDS blood test and physical check up?How many DUI's do you have on your record?What do you look like?How old are you?Yeah,I could use a "rescue"...but..P.S.He did spell armour right you idiots.
2007-08-28 07:09:30 · answer #3 · answered by alex f 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You sound like one of our rock stars! But I don't think I would want you to rescue me. One cannot rescue anyone until one rescues themselves. If all you have are looks and that whole "GQ model" thing going for you then I would say that the inside is way to messed up for me, thanx anyway
2007-08-28 07:10:46 · answer #4 · answered by poohbear_daboy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Where have you been all my life? I have been off the self destruction kick for too long now, I think its time to climb back on that treadmill to oblivion, and you're just the one to give me a push. Demon lover, here I come!
2007-08-28 07:11:54 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Oh I've met your kind before sir! Don not tempt me with your tomfoolery, I can only imagine what kind of woman would want a man like that....then again I did date my ex didn't I?
2007-08-28 07:13:33 · answer #6 · answered by Shazza Baby 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Obviously this is a joke because you are describing the worlds largest douche, I like the sarcasm though.
2007-08-28 07:09:27 · answer #7 · answered by MyMichelle 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
geez so u spelled armor wrong big deal...i think that what we have to focus on here is that you sound like quite the catch...ok not really but if you didnt know that by now you probably never will.
2007-08-28 07:10:39 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
nope sorry i got my knight BUT i will hook you up with my granny she probably hasn't had sex for 30 years she weighs around 700lbs and drinks like a sailor What you think???? You two sound like a good match
Let me now
2007-08-28 07:13:14 · answer #9 · answered by I_LOVE_MY_BOYFRIEND!!! 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
This is a joke right? NOT. Although, I must say that there will be someone who will over look all the foolishness because of your looks. Sad, but true. I'll pass.
2007-08-28 07:07:42 · answer #10 · answered by Gods Child fo Life 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
most woman do fall for a**holes that pretty sad though but very true so if i met you in person and you didnt tell me your faults i prob would be the one to fall for you seems like i have dated many men in the past like you lol
2007-08-28 07:08:55 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋