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Polls & Surveys - 16 August 2007

[Selected]: All categories Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

2007-08-16 13:46:45 · 12 answers · asked by cats 7

2007-08-16 13:44:39 · 8 answers · asked by Tastebuds 2

2007-08-16 13:43:37 · 26 answers · asked by Linda 6

2007-08-16 13:43:35 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-08-16 13:41:51 · 24 answers · asked by Linda 6

BIG PROBLEM


Recently, I was diagnosed with A. A. A. D. D. -

( Age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder).

This is how it manifests itself:

I decide to water my garden.
As I turn on the hose in the driveway, I look over at my car
and decide my car needs washing.

As I start toward the garage, I notice that there is mail
on the porch table that I brought up from the mailbox earlier.

I decide to go through the mail before I wash the car.
I lay my car keys down on the table,
put the junk mail in the garbage can under the table,
and notice that the can is full.

So, I decide to put the bills back on the table
and take out the garbage first.

But then I think, since I'm going to be near the mailbox
when I take out the garbage anyway,
I may as well pay the bills first.

I take my checkbook off the table, open it,
and see that there is only one check left.

My extra checks are in my desk in the study,
so I go inside the house to my desk,
where I find the can of Coke that I had been drinking.

I'm going to look for my checks,
but first I need to push the Coke aside
so that I don't accidentally knock it over.
I realize the Coke is getting warm,
and I decide I should put it in the refrigerator to keep it cold.

As I head toward the kitchen with the Coke,
a vase of flowers on the counter catches my eye--
they need to be watered.

I set the Coke down on the counter,
and I discover my reading glasses
that I have been searching for all morning.

I decide I better put them back on my desk,
but first I'm going to water the flowers.

I set the glasses back down on the counter,
fill a container with water, and suddenly I spot the TV remote.
Someone left it on the kitchen table.

I realize that tonight when we go to watch TV,
I will be looking for the remote,
but I won't remember that it is on the kitchen table,
so I decide to put it back in the den where it belongs,
but first I will water the flowers.

I pour some water in the flowers,
but quite a bit of it spills on the floor.

So, I set the remote back down on the table,
get some towels and wipe up the spill.
Then I head down the hall trying to remember
what I was planning to do.

At the end of the day: the driveway is flooded,

the car STILL is not washed,

the bills are not paid,

there is a warm can of Coke STILL sitting on the counter,

there is still only one check in my check book,

I can't find the remote,

I can't find my glasses,

and I don't remember what I did with the car keys.

Then, when I try to figure out why nothing got done today,
I am really baffled, because I know I was busy all day long,
and I am really tired.

I realize this is a serious problem,
and I will try to get some help for it,
but first I will just check my e-mail.

2007-08-16 13:41:49 · 27 answers · asked by nana4dakids 7

If so , who is it?

Why do you miss that person?

2007-08-16 13:39:59 · 15 answers · asked by Ronald S 1

in feet/inches.

2007-08-16 13:39:35 · 74 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-08-16 13:38:18 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous

i know its not just me!

2007-08-16 13:37:59 · 11 answers · asked by Ronni 6

2007-08-16 13:37:16 · 11 answers · asked by Oh, it's like that? 7

What do you think of people who travel to Memphis to do so?

2007-08-16 13:36:31 · 7 answers · asked by cats 7

Which would you choose and why?

2007-08-16 13:36:08 · 25 answers · asked by PSU840 6

2007-08-16 13:35:00 · 15 answers · asked by Miss T 7

a). heavy overcast day
b). right after having a chinese dinner buffet
c). in the morning
d). right after love session
e). one minute past midnight
f). few minutes before its your turn to give oral presentation
g). other__________________________________.

2007-08-16 13:31:33 · 33 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-08-16 13:31:27 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-08-16 13:30:34 · 30 answers · asked by × 7

the smurfs and thundercats were mine

2007-08-16 13:29:43 · 7 answers · asked by LOTR Fan 6

2007-08-16 13:28:11 · 2 answers · asked by cats 7

In terms of hair color, which do you PREFER?
Pick ONE

MY ANSWER: bLaCk

2007-08-16 13:26:14 · 17 answers · asked by yeah sure whatever 3

2007-08-16 13:24:32 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-08-16 13:23:41 · 59 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-08-16 13:21:38 · 41 answers · asked by Anonymous

If so, who is your favorite team? I'm a Jets fan and a Bengals fan!

2007-08-16 13:20:47 · 5 answers · asked by cats 7

mine is beauty and the beast

2007-08-16 13:20:27 · 16 answers · asked by LOTR Fan 6

It is not only noisy but annoying. Every cell in my body wishes I can throw rotten eggs at them. Is anybody actually impressed by this? Is this a way to say ‘hey I have a big dick look at me! (while beating his chest in the style of a gorilla) I hope people like this don’t reproduce. If Darwin was right, this would be a bad idea.

2007-08-16 13:18:23 · 7 answers · asked by Elliot T 1

2007-08-16 13:17:21 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous

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