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A blind man enters a lesbian bar by mistake. He finds his way
to a bar stool and orders a drink. After sitting there for
awhile, he yells to the bartender, "Hey, you wanna hear a
blonde joke?"
The bar immediately falls absolutely quiet. In a very deep,
husky voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that
joke, sir, I think it's fair - given that you are blind - that
you know five things:
#1 - The bartender is a blonde girl.
#2 - The bouncer is a blonde girl.
#3 - I'm a 6 feet tall, 220 lb. blonde woman with a black belt
in karate.
#4 - The woman sitting next to me is blonde and is a
professional weight lifter.
#5 - The lady to your right is a blonde and is a professional
wrestler.
Now think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell
that joke?"
The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and
declares, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
2007-08-07
08:47:36
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