Star if you liked it
A blind man enters a lesbian bar by mistake. He finds his way
to a bar stool and orders a drink. After sitting there for
awhile, he yells to the bartender, "Hey, you wanna hear a
blonde joke?"
The bar immediately falls absolutely quiet. In a very deep,
husky voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that
joke, sir, I think it's fair - given that you are blind - that
you know five things:
#1 - The bartender is a blonde girl.
#2 - The bouncer is a blonde girl.
#3 - I'm a 6 feet tall, 220 lb. blonde woman with a black belt
in karate.
#4 - The woman sitting next to me is blonde and is a
professional weight lifter.
#5 - The lady to your right is a blonde and is a professional
wrestler.
Now think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell
that joke?"
The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and
declares, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
2007-08-07 08:47:36 · 45 answers · asked by PRINCEUPP 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
ahhahahha good 1.
2007-08-07 08:51:01 · answer #1 · answered by theinvisible44 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That is great! But you must realize by now that I only give you stars for jokes I haven't seen/heard before.
Thanks for the chuckle.
2007-08-14 10:43:13 · answer #2 · answered by Running Gal 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
As a blonde I found that very funny indeed - great one.
2007-08-07 08:55:14 · answer #3 · answered by blondie 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha..that joke smells like fish
2007-08-15 08:47:06 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hee hee. That's good. Here's a star for ya!
2007-08-15 01:25:53 · answer #5 · answered by libra_girl_jc 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I liked this one, star for you.
2007-08-13 18:25:46 · answer #6 · answered by Slacker 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
XD lol thats so funny
2007-08-07 09:03:31 · answer #7 · answered by kaizerchiefs_fan 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heard it on here too often to be funny.
2007-08-07 08:59:01 · answer #8 · answered by taxed till i die,and then some. 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nyc 1 lol i can't stop laughing haha
2007-08-07 09:03:08 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes
2007-08-07 08:51:28 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋