You're at a fancy party, when you pants catch fire. Do you:
A: Scream, 'till someone throws water at you
B: Screech suddenly, then toss your glass of water on yourself
C: Think silently, "Oh my God!!" then silently pat it out softly with a damp towel
D: Holy crap!!! You don't care what anyone sees, your butt is like 400 degrees right now! So you rip off your pants and jump on it, screaming and swearing until the fire is out.
E: You don't really notice these kind of things, until someone yells and slaps your butt out with a wet napkin. Let's just hope you realize they were putting out a fire...
2007-08-01
16:21:47
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12 answers
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Puss In Suit
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