Polls & Surveys - 23 July 2007

I have 2.....I need more cowbell with Christopher Walken and Dick in a Box with Justin Timberlake....i laugh till I pee with both of them.

2007-07-23 08:41:00 · 12 answers · asked by ? 4

2007-07-23 08:40:44 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-07-23 08:40:44 · 11 answers · asked by Bob B 1

you naughty people!

2007-07-23 08:40:32 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-07-23 08:40:06 · 14 answers · asked by Doobie Sister 5

which ones give you benefits and are good?
which ones are just plain bad?

2007-07-23 08:38:39 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous

This dragon is one of those lugs
Who loves the fair maidens' warm hugs.
He hates when he misses
Those also warm kisses
And revels that the jealous knight, it bugs.

2007-07-23 08:38:03 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous

A drunk was proudly showing off his new apartment to a couple of his friends late one night. When they made it to the bedroom, they saw a big brass gong next to the bed.


"What's a big brass gong doing in your bedroom?" one of the guests asked.

"It's not a gong. It's a talking clock," the drunk replied.

"A talking clock? Seriously?" asked his astonished friend.

"Yup," replied the drunk.

"How's it work?" the friend asked, squinting at it.

"Watch," the drunk replied. He picked up the mallet, gave it an ear-shattering pound, and stepped back.

The three stood looking at one another for a moment.

Suddenly, someone on the other side of the wall screamed, "You idiot, its three o'clock in the morning!"

2007-07-23 08:37:56 · 69 answers · asked by PRINCEUPP 6

2007-07-23 08:37:26 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous

yea i am 16 years old and i really want to join the marines and UFC. i weigh 175 lbs and i am 6 foot . Is that bad? Am i overweight? i took karate and i studied Judo and i am going to take Brazilian Jui juitsu so i think i am a fairly good fighter. What else should i do to train for marines and UFC? Any suggestions? What are the physical requirements? I NEED INFO!!!!! thx

2007-07-23 08:36:24 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous

grant you one wish, what would it be?

make it a good one cause i can only give you one....lol

2007-07-23 08:36:21 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous

does that make me lazy?? i mean really whats wrong with hanging out in a big tee shirt all day??? its not like a have a "job" or anything

2007-07-23 08:34:33 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous

WHAT about the QUESTIONS that need humor to answer them? WHAT is a REAL QUESTION?

2007-07-23 08:34:31 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous

OK. Cats can speak too...

2007-07-23 08:34:15 · 11 answers · asked by ? 5

2007-07-23 08:33:31 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-07-23 08:33:18 · 34 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-07-23 08:33:15 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous

Me and Paris Hilton think she's a firecrotch . Well we don't think she's a firecrotch , we know she's a firecrotch . Red pubes just come to her naturally .

2007-07-23 08:32:20 · 13 answers · asked by Spider Pig aka Tyrone Biggums 3

2007-07-23 08:32:13 · 26 answers · asked by F-1 says KISS IT! 7

2007-07-23 08:31:15 · 53 answers · asked by Sky Guy 5

I just did, this woman had her kid in the car and just drove off. The cashier ran down the street screaming at her.

2007-07-23 08:30:58 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-07-23 08:30:36 · 8 answers · asked by DJ Easy Bing 2

Ladies, have you found anything that was helpful and effective?

2007-07-23 08:30:10 · 14 answers · asked by ? 1

name any combo you like
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AvgjSjeEfeVvWmRhlvRB787sy6IX?qid=20070723115616AAf9fHs

2007-07-23 08:29:49 · 34 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-07-23 08:29:21 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous

if you were coming to it, what would you bring?

2007-07-23 08:29:18 · 8 answers · asked by Mav 6

I think they taste like crap.

2007-07-23 08:29:10 · 7 answers · asked by Doona 5

blue jean and top
sexy outfit
or what?
Where would you plan on going ?
how would you want the other person to be dressed?
would it matter to you what that person looks like?
what would be the signal as to know that person was the person you want to met? a flower,a book what?
In other words how would you set it up?
would you have an escape route?
None else knows about this date or about the plans but youtwo.

2007-07-23 08:29:05 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous

Happy Murcia has just done it for me, with his shocking answer!

2007-07-23 08:29:04 · 16 answers · asked by Lily & Stu Too 5

are you a mean drunk
a silly drunk
a happy drunk etc.

i' m a mean drunk
and if your not a drunk do not bother answering, it would be pointless.

2007-07-23 08:27:45 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous