A drunk was proudly showing off his new apartment to a couple of his friends late one night. When they made it to the bedroom, they saw a big brass gong next to the bed.
"What's a big brass gong doing in your bedroom?" one of the guests asked.
"It's not a gong. It's a talking clock," the drunk replied.
"A talking clock? Seriously?" asked his astonished friend.
"Yup," replied the drunk.
"How's it work?" the friend asked, squinting at it.
"Watch," the drunk replied. He picked up the mallet, gave it an ear-shattering pound, and stepped back.
The three stood looking at one another for a moment.
Suddenly, someone on the other side of the wall screamed, "You idiot, its three o'clock in the morning!"
2007-07-23 08:37:56 · 69 answers · asked by PRINCEUPP 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
ahahahahahahah
thats hilarious
2007-07-23 08:40:05 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I don't need a talking clock - my neighbours are up until all hours every night, and the noise is really bad sometimes. When the noise stops - I know it's time to get up for work!! Neat alarm clock or what??
2007-07-31 08:27:00 · answer #2 · answered by donasia2001 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny
2007-07-31 06:03:40 · answer #3 · answered by vtchick1101 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes
2007-07-23 08:41:01 · answer #4 · answered by charlotte j 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-09 07:21:03 · answer #5 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
like it 9/10 <<>>
2007-07-28 11:35:28 · answer #6 · answered by kendal 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A talking clock lol.
2007-07-23 08:41:37 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
omg dat is so funny NOT
u fukin non sense of humour *****
cnt even crack a good joke
get a lifeeeeeeeeee
and whats the point in putting this question up
its hardly a question
u looooooooooooooooozer
2007-07-23 08:42:15 · answer #8 · answered by tazmania 1 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Hi I love It really cheered me up so original
2007-07-31 00:11:31 · answer #9 · answered by WTamSP 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's laughable!
Do you disguise your bong as flower vase incase of a police raid?
2007-07-31 01:53:28 · answer #10 · answered by Ink Corporate 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Smart drunkie.
2007-07-23 08:42:48 · answer #11 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋