Polls & Surveys - 23 July 2007

Better than any other group?

2007-07-23 09:00:11 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous

l need to know- thankyou,xx jo

2007-07-23 08:59:51 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-07-23 08:58:02 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous

my son just poured my bettas onto the carpet the bettas are fine but what do I do about the carpet preferrably the non steam cleaning method.

2007-07-23 08:57:48 · 5 answers · asked by momofaboy15 3

jo

2007-07-23 08:56:58 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-07-23 08:56:56 · 55 answers · asked by Lemonada 3

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2007-07-23 08:56:42 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-07-23 08:56:18 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous

jo

2007-07-23 08:55:07 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous

jo

2007-07-23 08:53:56 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous

what are some movies like it? like it's set in a high society city (preferably nyc) and it's around fashion.

2007-07-23 08:53:25 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous

...and have a big bump on my belly.
Could I be pregnant?

2007-07-23 08:52:43 · 45 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-07-23 08:51:59 · 13 answers · asked by ? 5

Im at work and every time it goes off i cringe.

I also just got 2 questions in a row removed one was "are you bored?" and the other was "guess my name?"

2007-07-23 08:51:59 · 21 answers · asked by Doobie Sister 5

One day, in line at the company cafeteria, Jack says to Mike behind him, "My elbow hurts like hell. I guess I better see a doctor."
"Listen, don't waste time," Mike replies. "There's a diagnostic computer down at Asda. Just give it a urine sample and the computer will tell you what's wrong and what to do about it. It takes ten seconds and costs five pounds...... a lot quicker and better than a doctor".
So Jack deposits a urine sample in a small jar and takes it to Asda. He
deposits five pounds, and the computer lights up and asks for the Urine sample.
He pours the sample into the slot and waits. Ten seconds later, the computer
ejects a printout:
"You have tennis elbow. Soak your arm in warm water and avoid heavy
activity. It will improve in two weeks".
That evening while thinking how amazing this new technology was, Jack began wondering if the computer could be fooled. He mixed some tap water, a stool sample from his dog, urine samples from his wife and daughter, and masturbated into the mixture for good measure.
Jack hurries back to Asda, eager to check what will happen. He deposits five pounds, pours in his concoction, and awaits the results. The computer prints the following:

1. Your tap water is too hard. Get a water softener.

2. Your dog has ringworm. Bathe him with anti-fungal shampoo.

3. Your daughter has a cocaine habit. Get her into rehab.

4. Your wife is pregnant. Twins. They aren't yours. Get a lawyer.

5. If you don't stop playing with yourself, your elbow will never get
better....and thank you for shopping at Asda.

2007-07-23 08:50:48 · 61 answers · asked by PRINCEUPP 6

hmmmm, well I'm making steak and salad for my husband, and chicken and salad for myself~nothing fancy, but we'll relax w/a good movie later :o)

2007-07-23 08:50:18 · 19 answers · asked by deirdrefaith 4

Said the reason they weren't able to conceive was because they had epidermis but really they meant endometriosis and they kep insisting 'the reason i can't have kids is because of epidermis I have epidermis' and then you correct them and they tell you 'no stupid its epidermis you don't know'

2007-07-23 08:50:14 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-07-23 08:49:21 · 7 answers · asked by geyamala 7

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2007-07-23 08:49:16 · 40 answers · asked by Anonymous

For ex. I have new job, feel quite happy!

2007-07-23 08:48:58 · 13 answers · asked by deirdrefaith 4

Are there any adults on here? Other then me...

2007-07-23 08:48:53 · 4 answers · asked by SweetElf 4

WHO IS WITH ME????

HURRY!!!!

Answer before the delete this question

2007-07-23 08:48:33 · 21 answers · asked by au10tic 4

2007-07-23 08:48:26 · 27 answers · asked by ? 1

What was it?

2007-07-23 08:48:14 · 51 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-07-23 08:47:09 · 65 answers · asked by The Unknown Soldier 6

having to go into a porta potty comes to my mind....>x-p....yuk

2007-07-23 08:46:26 · 48 answers · asked by ♥Saw Dust♥ 7

...disillusioned?!
NOUN:

1. The act of disenchanting.
2. The condition or fact of being disenchanted.

2007-07-23 08:45:43 · 9 answers · asked by luki1rn 4

like a pole? ;) xo

2007-07-23 08:44:44 · 6 answers · asked by Melrose 2

Was it all worth it then? Is it still worth it now?

2007-07-23 08:43:48 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-07-23 08:41:37 · 63 answers · asked by Anonymous