The following are entries to a contest by The Washington Post, in
> which respondents had to write a two-line romantic poem...except
that the
> last line had to be as un-romantic as the first line was romantic.
>
> 1. My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife;
> > Marrying you screwed up my life.
>
> 2. I see your face when I am dreaming.
> > That's why I always wake up screaming.
>
> 3. Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;
> > This describes everything you are not.
>
> 4. Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss,
> > But I only slept with you because I was pissed.
>
> 5. I thought that I could love no other
> > that is, until I met your brother.
>
> 6. Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you ~
> But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's
empty
> and so is your head.
> >
> 7. I want to feel your sweet embrace
> > But don't take that paper bag off your face.
>
> 8. I love your smile, your face, and your eyes
> > Damn, I'm good at telling lies!
>
> 9. My love, you take my breath away.
> > What have you stepped in to smell this way?
>
> 10. My feelings for you no words can tell,
> > Except for maybe "Go to hell."
>
> 11. What inspired this amorous rhyme?
> > Two parts vodka, one part lime
2007-07-15
15:09:42
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