The following are entries to a contest by The Washington Post, in
> which respondents had to write a two-line romantic poem...except
that the
> last line had to be as un-romantic as the first line was romantic.
>
> 1. My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife;
> > Marrying you screwed up my life.
>
> 2. I see your face when I am dreaming.
> > That's why I always wake up screaming.
>
> 3. Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;
> > This describes everything you are not.
>
> 4. Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss,
> > But I only slept with you because I was pissed.
>
> 5. I thought that I could love no other
> > that is, until I met your brother.
>
> 6. Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you ~
> But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's
empty
> and so is your head.
> >
> 7. I want to feel your sweet embrace
> > But don't take that paper bag off your face.
>
> 8. I love your smile, your face, and your eyes
> > Damn, I'm good at telling lies!
>
> 9. My love, you take my breath away.
> > What have you stepped in to smell this way?
>
> 10. My feelings for you no words can tell,
> > Except for maybe "Go to hell."
>
> 11. What inspired this amorous rhyme?
> > Two parts vodka, one part lime
2007-07-15 15:09:42 · 37 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
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2007-07-15 15:12:24 · answer #1 · answered by nonya 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Star
2007-07-15 15:40:22 · answer #2 · answered by Dinosaur 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i like 5, 8 , and 11 u get a star
2007-07-15 15:13:44 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Love it! Especially #11! Have a star.
2007-07-15 15:15:46 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-21 10:24:43 · answer #5 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very Funny. Here's another star.
2007-07-15 15:46:58 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Nice! I love the whole 'work for a star' approach as opposed to begging for it.
2007-07-15 15:15:23 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
You got a star
2007-07-15 15:14:05 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Haha. Pretty funny.. I'll give you a star.
2007-07-15 15:13:56 · answer #9 · answered by Taylor 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
very good I liked it and I gave you a star
2007-07-15 15:54:26 · answer #10 · answered by Gene 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHA!!!! :D, those rhymes were pretty funny, and they did make me laugh, so I guess it's only fair you get a star! : )
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2007-07-15 15:17:44 · answer #11 · answered by Me 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋